why I'm not going to Minnesota

<p>A representative called me from Minnesota a few weeks ago.</p>

<p>Me: Hello?
Rep: OH HI!1!1!!1!1 I AM CALLING FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOOOOTA!
Me: Oh, hello.
Rep: So, um, like, congratulations on your acceptance, and I wanted to know, uh, if you're still interested in attending?
Me: Yes, I am.
Rep: COOL BEANZ!!!!!</p>

<p>Cool beans??? COOL BEANS?!?!??!?!!</p>

<p>Hahaha. It only got worse from there, trust me.</p>

<p>Im curious as to know what the heck you are talking about? Haha, the rep must have been a younger person.</p>

<p>LOL plz tell us more</p>

<p>Most of the people who make phone calls for the U of Minnesota (including the people who do the alumni fund-raising calls I receive) are young students. They are young, and they sound young on the phone.</p>

<p>That's pretty funny. I got a very similar phone call from there.</p>