<p>A representative called me from Minnesota a few weeks ago.</p>
<p>Me: Hello?
Rep: OH HI!1!1!!1!1 I AM CALLING FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOOOOTA!
Me: Oh, hello.
Rep: So, um, like, congratulations on your acceptance, and I wanted to know, uh, if you're still interested in attending?
Me: Yes, I am.
Rep: COOL BEANZ!!!!!</p>
<p>Cool beans??? COOL BEANS?!?!??!?!!</p>
<p>Hahaha. It only got worse from there, trust me.</p>
<p>Most of the people who make phone calls for the U of Minnesota (including the people who do the alumni fund-raising calls I receive) are young students. They are young, and they sound young on the phone.</p>