<p>LMAO; this thread made my day. I had thought I was the only one with absolutely nothing to do today, but it seems boredom is a common malady yet. 
To put my two cents in, though, I’m with rickscott… nobody needs more schoolmarmish rule-nuts lecturing (or putting out sanctimonious and didactic admonitions) on Grammar or Register or such topics. Not in this context…
Anyway, good luck to everyone who’s hearing from Brown this afternoon (or evening for internationals)… even “GrammarBot”… ;)</p>