Why Penn over Duke/Rice?

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But we split Korea at the 38th parrallel, ok?

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Well, it worked great the first time, I see no reason why not.</p>

<p>As for the Water Buffalo Incident..</p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_buffalo_incident%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_buffalo_incident&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Thank god for Alan Kors. And thank god Sheldon Hackney left (there is an annual "sheldon award" given to the most spineless university administrator, named in honor of Sheldon Hackney himself). More importantly, Hackney's departure paved the way for St. Rodin.</p>