Why so few Computer Science degrees granted?

<p>^^^
You must work in tech support.</p>

<p>Either that, or you’re a political spokesperson. </p>

<p>Or maybe a doctor. How does it go -
Patient - “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.”
Doctor - “Okay, stop doing that.”</p>

<p>At any rate, I fear I’ve wasted enough space here myself, so I’ll take your advice.</p>