<p>While I enjoy criticism, especially sarcastic invective, I am afraid some misleadingly trenchant whim has been cast in my direction. Don't let anyone cast a veneer over Vanderbilt's face. Granted, many Vanderbilt students do not come from old-money houses, sneering down their noses at the peons attending Vanderbilt on federal aid because their financial burden would be to large in any other case (we're better than the aristocratic cess-pool that some call Sewanee), but many students at Vanderbilt do come from wealthy families. Like many colleges, there are wealthy students, illustrated by the gas-hulking Hummers, GMC, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW SUVs that traverse across the rough Vanderbilt campus terrain like four-wheelers in Beverley Hills. I would say that students on average drive better cars than administrators and that is an understatement. I've taken a ride with some of my professors, and hell, my car is better than my professors 1995 Geo that looks like it could easily sell for actual peanuts. Kids come from some of the best private schools in the nation. If you cannot understand simple dynamics, allow me to illustrate: private schools cost money and good private schools cost more money. While some of these students also had scholarships to go to these private schools, it is absolutely fallacy to believe not one of these students paid full tuition and room and board to attend private school. You may want more proof, and I will oblige, take a look at some of the heads around campus, you might notice some of the most repelling sunglasses you have ever seen. Yes, in the fashion world ugly sunglasses translates into costing 300-400 dollars. Once again, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a fake Chanel dealer, but if you think everyone on campus is sporting fake Chanel and fake Douney and Bourke, then I would question how you got into Vanderbilt in the first place.</p>
<p>What does it all mean? Why is this bastard on a diatribe? I am illustrating a point that there are wealthy people at Vanderbilt (Ill pause a moment so that you can reflect). Let me repeat that since it might come as a shock to some posters: there are, in fact, wealthy people at Vanderbilt. While not everyone is wealthy, there are certainly enough of these wealthy people to make up a mass of lacoste-sporting, BMW-driving, ugly-sunglass wearing people who come from wealthy families. If you would care to reexamine my previous post, I made a great connection between wealth and beauty. If you would care to challenge my assessment, I would love to smite you and your feeble mind to the ground. After all, beauty is a classic case of the nature versus nurture conflict. Since the days of old, beautiful women have married up. What type of ramifications might this have? Chances are, the offspring of said beautiful woman and rich guy will have the genetic basis for beauty. Genes are genes, but since this well-to-do kid will also have advantages, he or she will always have some advantage. I will reiterate, wealth is not a connection to beauty and not all kids take after their parents, but chances are, when you get a child with decent looks, a high level of self respect, put that child into nice clothes and makeup and even some ugly sunglasses (seriously, these things are butt-ugly), you are going to get a girl who is attractive.</p>
<p>I would also like to invite any further criticism or sarcasm as it only makes me feel better. By the by, Im upper middle class, white, liberal, not religious, and Ive been told I look like Alexander Hamilton (check him out the next time you get a 10 dollar bill and tell me he doesnt light your fire). I love and hate my university.</p>