Why will you be accepted/deferred/rejected?

<p>my wife is dead</p>

<p>she die in a field</p>

<p>WHAT?....</p>

<p>This isn't an obituary thread borat...</p>

<p>LOL...borat ur da **** dude...</p>

<p>do you have a big bollocks?</p>

<p>LMAO, I love how some people have such great vocabulary.</p>

<p>LOL....donn be hatin on ppl who dont know how to speak english yo...borat's stil da s h i t</p>

<p>:. . . . .</p>

<p>i will be accepted because they only had ten applicants and no one else was asian.</p>

<p>i will be deferred because i stuttered while i was praying.</p>

<p>i will be rejected because i didn't pray to the right supreme being.</p>

<p>i like you. do you like me?</p>