<p>So what, am I caught up in some big van-invasion
Stuck with this hairless gorilla -- whoops I meant Asian
Words of lima beans arouse the stomach's growl
There's nothing to eat but tebro, thus I remain on the prowl
For my beans
My love beans</p>
<p>what?!</p>
<p>do not eat me. I am without the tasty additives that body hair produces. Eat someone bigger and hairier...like phil.</p>
<p>lol...wow
heartheart legend :p</p>
<p>This thread hurts my brain
And if we aren't all accepted
That will be pretty lame ;)</p>
<p>I concur
bien sur.</p>
<p>does anyone remember that ED story?
or posts back then in Princeton's glory?
where's that love, where's that cheer?
how can we fight with our own peer?</p>
<p>just a few numbers are driving us nuts
come on, it's admissions - with ifs and buts!
what you gotta do is know it's true,
your strength and calibre will pull you thru</p>
<p>april's gonna bring some good news for all
we'll all be together in princeton this fall
and if some of us don't make it thru princeton's doors
we'll be there when you seek recourse :)</p>
<p>sniff sniff, i'm digging it yo.</p>
<p>back in da dayz in dis CC hood / we rolled with our glockx / and should / one laugh at deez g's / we'd feel the itch / to smack someone like "I'm Rick James, B***h.</p>
<p>haha, I've been reading all of these posts (not just hobbes' last one) as Rap, for some reason, though some were probably supposed to be poetry.</p>
<p>tebro's an asian,
and zante is too,
but zante's a beauty,
and tebro's a foo.
zante is eloquent, from beijjing, and clean,
tebro's shainghaiy, her face oily with sheen.
if anything i hope princeton does not admit,
tebro the crazy and her face full of zit.
instead they shall opt for zante's beautiful face,
soon to be destroyed by tebro's penchant for mace.
for if she is rejected while zante is not,
we can be sure she will see to it that zante does rot.
upon the first day of classes we'll see,
tebro with a gun, full of great glee.
upon zante she'll pounce, with cat like finesse,
but zante, like all asians, is a master of chess.
the two shall duel in a test of mind games,
in hopes of defending their bizarro birth names.
as the concluson falls upon us,
my hope will remain the same,
zante shall squash her,
tebro will run to cornell in shame!</p>
<p>(disclaimer: tebro does not suffer from severe acne, i just couldnt find things to rhyme with admit)</p>
<p>I can't wait to hear tebro's response...this will be good.</p>
<p>Haha now we have other people fighting for zante
But sadly your rhymes sound like piano in andante
Hobbes tried ta be cool and legend even more
But cut it, this ain't 8 Mile, go easy on the gore</p>
<p>Yeah I have been waitin for tebro's response
Looks like she'll think hard before takin any chance
But really, lets just keep it at im'tatin 311
Instead of tryin to picture tebro with a gun!</p>
<p>Get it ilcapo? :p</p>
<p>Oh I forgot to mention
Offense aint my intention :)</p>
<p>And I bet this thread will be stolen by the Yalies
Cuz they snoop and spy on us daily......</p>
<p>
[quote]
But cut it, this ain't 8 Mile, go easy on the gore
[/quote]
haha, merc, i live right by 8 mile
and i need to cross it to go slurpee-style
for when i'm craving a seven-eleven
staying in the gp is just not heaven
but the area where i cross it is not in the d
it's in st. clair shores, which is quite key</p>
<p><em>gores gores gores ;) by virtue of being by THE 8 mile</em></p>
<p>Ilcapo dear, I cannot help but see
Thou hast a poor and biased view of me
So in this sonnet sweet I shall declare
Whence you do right (not oft) and where dost err. </p>
<p>-To Which This Maiden Doth Seek to Restore Her Poor Honour-</p>
<p>I am a child of Shanghai on the sea,
Where urbane life did bloom before Beijing
Had ever darkened China, sans a lee,
And crowned itself a leprous, rotting king. </p>
<p>I have no beauty like the rays of zante
Yet neither am I loathsome, being fair
Of face, my figure raises up the ante
34-24-36, should you care. </p>
<p>I care not for the mace and swords of war--
The hounds of hell are really not to taste.
I'd play the subtle games, of intrigue's core,
And machinate 'til zante is laid to waste.</p>
<p>En guarde, thine blaggard, mean and hard of face--
No iambic pent, just doggerel so base!</p>
<p>To be honest (and get back to the question...;)), yea, I will be crushed. While I know this is kind of pompous, I know that I deserve the opportunity to go to Princeton, and I know that I want to take it. I know that there thousands of other people who also deserve this opportunity, but you know what, every single one of them (and you too) are only looking out for number one.</p>
<p>I know that if I don't get into Princeton I'll have a great time anywhere I go, but being crushed is part of the stupid mistake of picking a first choice.</p>
<p>And don't think bad of me because I think that I deserve a chance, I really am well aware that I'm not the only one...</p>
<p>O Princeton, how I love thee
Your CC board especially
It offers up hours of ceaseless amusement
To quench my longing of CC perusement
With threads as long as Zante's hair once was
No other board can compete, simply because
Princeton kids are the best, though borderline obsessive
For admission they act so very aggressive
From the norm, you are all an aberration
And this is why I sent in no application
(that, and becasue of the grade inflation)
Don't yell at me when you see that small letter
While you sit there and think "I could have done better"</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Early Decision was the thing to do
Though some of you tried, and are awaiting part two
Yet for some, this is your Princeton debut</p>
<p>Good news will come in April to some
Though to more the letters will make you quite glum
But remember forever that you are not dumb</p>
<p>You all tried your best, and soon you will see
If Princeton is really the right place for thee
And you all will get in, in the end, hopefully :p</p>
<p>Did I arouse fear in ilcapo dear?</p>
<p>Did the power of my pen ignite
A fire as hot as the bowels of hell
Which this bugger could not fight
And was sent running, to Cornell?</p>
<p>34-24-36</p>
<p>I think that would look weird on someone so short...</p>