Will I be accepted?

[exilio]

<p>Will I!?!</p>

<p>Here is my resume:</p>

<ul>
<li><p>I used to live in Burbank</p></li>
<li><p>I have visited Santa Monica, Malibu, Beverly Hills etc. (but I did not stay longer than I should have - I don't meet the income requirement and may have been considered to be loitering - don't scare the rich people)</p></li>
<li><p>I have been to the UCLA campus and I have seen their women - it is good.</p></li>
<li><p>I can spell UCLA</p></li>
<li><p>I don't watch the OC, but I did watch 90210</p></li>
<li><p>I have seen 'Escape from LA', 'LA Story', 'LA Confidential', and almost every episode of 'LA Law'.</p></li>
<li><p>I am blonde and own a surf board.</p></li>
<li><p>I say dude more than I should thus underscoring my souther cal heritage.</p></li>
<li><p>I am not a Lakers fan but I am willing to learn</p></li>
<li><p>I will not judge harshly the inordinate amount of fake boobs and botox injected citizens of LA.</p></li>
<li><p>Last but not least, I am willing to form an unrelenting, seething, almost toxic hatred of USC for no reason whatsoever other than being a Bruin.</p></li>
</ul>

<p>;)</p>

<p>Thank you for considering my application.</p>

[eiffelguy87]

<p>Gees Exilo, when I saw the title, I thought you were going for the "What are my chances?" post. </p>

<p>You don't need to be a Laker's fan. The only thing keeping me a Laker's fan was Shaq. Now that he's gone, I don't have a team in the NBA.</p>

[exilio]

<p>That was the idea EG. ;)</p>

<p>Actually I despise the NBA and most pro sports in general. And I am an athlete who has played 11 years of football. It is just that sports has done nothing but reward societal thugs with huge contracts. And on the court they act like the thugs they are....especially in basketball. I am hoping to become a fan of college sports as it is a lighter version of the pros...ah well.</p>

[eiffelguy87]

<p>Oh, I love college football...during that season it's all the Bruin gear pulled out; not an athlete however.</p>