Will she attempt to seek revenge?

@Violet1996 I think you have your scale backwards. Space monkeys are pioneers. They have humbly and selflessly (read: involuntarily) lived and died to pave the way for science and engineering, and led us into a future where more and more people are exploring the unknown and striving to do the impossible. Pineapples have done nothing for society, and I don’t like the way they taste. Pineapples are the ridiculous ones.

But I think this story does top pineapples, lol.

When the comment is more deserving of a response than the original post… 8-|

What do you mean pineapples have done nothing to society? Isn’t it obvious? It’s a food source for lots of people. You may not like it but lots of people do.

What did I just read

Haven’t been following this thread… how did we go from witches to pineapples?

@romanigypsyeyes,
Absurdity->more absurdity. Personally, I prefer Violet1996’s version.

This can certainly go into the “why is this a thread” category. I very much hope that this is a joke.

scrolls back through the thread

laughs

Was this your essay topic?

What is the statute of limitations for this abused gal to sue you?

If ever there were divine retribution, it would have to include knowing that the person you bullied in high school is attending the same college and wondering if today is the day they intend to alert all classmates, professors, possible dates, and on campus recruiters about what sort of person they’re dealing with.

I wonder if kids attending their local colleges ever encounter this situation. If so, I hope they’re mature enough to offer a long overdue apology.

Let’s not let a new poster stir up shiite

IF this is true I would try for some remorse. Be prepared when you see the person next to admit you were behaving in a cruel and evil manner and were a bully (frankly you assaulted her). Apologize, admitting you don’t deserve forgiveness but are asking for it anyway. Don’t expect it but at this point in time you can’t undo what you did. I frankly don’t believe this is something you should have moved on from. You’ve been given an opportunity to at least attempt to make reparations for your actions.

On a scale of 1 to I would trust you with my life, I probably would put you up there next to Tom Brady and Richard Nixon in terms of how much I believe you.

This is a real thing??? That’s horrible. When I first read your post, I thought you were just trying to be funny and tell a story of a madeup thing. But it’s real, and I realized that after reading all these replies! I hope that she does get her revenge because why would you even do a thing like that?

I don’t know if you’re t r o l l i n g or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the girl remembers you and press charges against you for bullying her.

Just don’t go to the prom

Lol, @stradmom

I don’t think OP is old enough to get that reference…

@JuanitaRebel - Deeply offended that you are conflating Tom Brady and Richard Nixon. [-X

It’s much better when the ones who dwell under bridges are funny, I like it.

Agree with @Vladenschlutte
I don’t think anyone took this post seriously, but man have I been enjoying the answers!