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<p>Did I forget to mention it? I’m a World Champion in Clam farting. I plan on sending a supplement in.</p>
<p>btw I like the tags now :)</p>
<p>LOL clam farting. not original though. i think i remember reading somewhere on here that they were a clamfarter. sucks :-P</p>
<p>This essay is great! One of the best I’ve ever seen! Please submit it!</p>
<p>… i think you should go international with it.
oxford needs some originality like that, screw HYPSM an the top 20. ;]
use it for all the applications, or a slight variation for them all, i dare you.</p>
<p>wouldn’t it be funny if you actually did submit it and waited to see what would happen- thinking of playing a similar joke on Princeton
LOL</p>
<p>Make references to you being an ethnic minority, female, or preferably both, and you’ll be set.</p>
<p>It’d be funny someone actually copied that…:D</p>
<p>I’m tempted to for some of the in-state colleges, just for kicks now…</p>
<p>I know someone whose college essay was, in its entirety:</p>
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<p>Unless you have fee waivers, save it for your safeties.</p>
<p>wowy ou suck failure</p>
<p>You’re definitely a shoo-in.</p>
<p>Studying for thr SATS since 3rd grade. Wow…you are…“special”</p>
<p>^ coughcoughcough<em>ed</em>coughcoughcough</p>
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<p>See, it’s not as uncommon as you’d think ;)</p>
<p>this guy is trying to be funny but he fails. : (</p>
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<p>To the slowest of the slow peoples who find it necessary to send me hate mail:
Stop.</p>
<p>1) I’m neither rich, nor 1/100th Native American, and I haven’t been studying for the SAT since 3rd grade. The essay isn’t true.
2) I didn’t just pull the “essay” out of my bum-oley, or the air, or wherever. I’m sure I’ve seen everything on CC at one point in time.(see the quote from asian at lab above, for example). I thought it was quite perrrthetic, naive, annoying what some people thought would help them get into college, and they lengths to which they would go.
3) I didn’t giggle or laugh at my own wittiness whilst writing it. It took me only a few minutes to write that “essay”. Why? Because I was bored, all the threads on HSL were dead, and I was staying up for my SAT II scores.
4)Learn to direct you teenage angst elsewhere. I suggest banging your head on the wall, hitting the computer screen, or a pillow.
5) I also suggest going to a doctor for a brain scan, to make sure your “understand that it is a joke” complex, or whatever it is, is intact and well. </p>
<p>Comprende? (for the even slower of you, it is Spanish for do you comprehend, do you understand?)</p>
<p>People actually sent you PMs about this?</p>
<p>This essay will get you STRAIGHT into Harvard.
In fact, it is the best essay I have ever read in my entire LIFE.
Just keep up the good work, and don’t pay attention to these people that want to bring you down. Harvard knows all.</p>
<p>hahahah
i cant believe you referred to our “teenage angst”</p>