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Yep. I don’t know why they were so angry. Sorry if I made you mad. I have made the somewhat silly explanation(above) to console you all. You can even borrow my essay for admissions, if you want :)</p>
<p>Anyways, time to let this thread die. No encore for you guys. I don’t think I’ll be posting anymore “essays”.</p>
<p>Post the pm’s! Post the pm’s! Post the pm’s!</p>
<p>Be flattered. Some weirdo thought you were important enough to PM you some douchy little message that they you know they rehearsed in their head before sending. I wish I could provole such heated reactions.<br>
Nobody ever sends me hate mail. :(</p>
<p>^You can’t cause your lame.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>*You’re. </p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Goal accomplished, but next time send it in a PM.</p>
<p>give u 3 pointers
joke or not…</p>
<ol>
<li>don’t blab about your achivements</li>
<li>did you really have to say you got an SAT tutor? that just shows how uncreative of a person you are, forget top colleges…
3.i can submit a blank piece of paper, thats as creative as this…if you know what i mean</li>
</ol>
<p>I still wish you would have posted the PM’s, plus, skin diving would be an auto acceptance.</p>
<p>The fact that people take this seriously only makes it more hilarious. Hakuna matata, chocobok! Too bad for them if they can’t comprehend an obvious joke thread.</p>
<p>I still want to see the PMs, too. :(</p>
<p>No, but joining CCislulz will</p>
<p>I’d be shocked if HYP turned you down with an essay like this. Bravo :)</p>
<p>So… can we see the PM’s… I am bored, I want to read some hate mail!</p>
<p>you made me giggle</p>
<p>u gotta be kidding me…</p>
<p>“To be honest, I hope you submit it so they’ll accept me in place of you.”
■■■■■, true.</p>
<p>You should draw a unicorn on it too.</p>
<p>Bump for best thread ever</p>
<p>I sent a link to this “essay” to my ditz best friends and she didn’t get what was wrong with it. Cudos mate</p>
<p>It would be any Colleges’ loss to not have you in their school. No, seriously. Maybe it’s time that those adcoms needs something more laughable to read.</p>
<p>P.S. I want a cookie :l</p>
<p>it’s too egotistical… you gotta know when to be humble.</p>