<p>Definitely turn the volume off, sit away from the chair, look away from the monitor, close your eyes,</p>
<p>If you've got two healthy hands, use one to cover your face and the other to cover the monitor (the center... or elsewhere the info might pop up)</p>
<p>and slowly, slowly turn your head.</p>
<p>If you see an object dancing through the corner of your slitted eyes,</p>
<p>don't open your eyes yet. Come on, have a nice smirk, enjoy the moment. Savor it... savor it. Reach for the speaker... that's it... you're hearing the music. Stay like that for thirty minutes and come to CC to brag about the most fulfilling and enlightening 30-minute concert you have had.</p>
<p>If you don't see anything other than just words or simply, like many passionately conjecture, witness a brutal canicide by a shark,</p>
<p>the convenient aspect of this practice is that you can go straight off to bed, no need to move muscles around your eyes. Well, a little. You might even hope never to wake up again. </p>
<p>Right now the first scenario looks more like a dreamy, foggy, "nah, can't be happening" fantasy, whereas</p>
<p>the second one, a strong contender of the worst de javu I have had and will have for the rest of my life.</p>