<p>So, how would you go about telling someone you needed/wanted their help to take over the world? It's not just something you bring up in conversation.</p>
<p>Also post some good plans for world domination (or domination in general) here.</p>
<p>(this is entirely theoretical)</p>
<p>Conquer Club for the win lol</p>
<p>That’s pretty kinky.</p>
<p>I liked it better without the ‘jk.’</p>
<p>I’d help.</p>
<p>There was a site I stumbled upon awhile ago that had a nice list of what to do when you’re the evil villain bent on world domination. Some things were like…</p>
<ul>
<li><p>Make a map of your evil lair, and mislabel every room. The “Control Room” would lead to the Servants’ Headquarters; “Septic Overflow Room #2” would be the real control room. </p></li>
<li><p>Mislabel your doomsday device. Hide the trigger. Don’t make a “Self Destruct” button. The “Warning: Do Not Touch” button shoots a load of poisoned arrows at people too stupid to heed the warning.</p></li>
<li><p>Don’t have a cunning and dangerously beautiful daughter. She’ll end up falling for the ruggedly handsome looks of the hero and betray her own father for the sake of love.</p></li>
</ul>
<p>And some other things I don’t remember.</p>
<p>In order to dominate something as big as the world, you have to keep your intention to dominate a secret. You don’t want a preemptivive strike from the current dominators to catch you while you are young and vulnerable.</p>
<p>The most important thing to remember as you are starting out is … oh crap who let them in aiheeee…</p>
<p>I don’t mean comic book world domination, I mean actually taking over one or more countries and becoming an emperor.</p>
<p>I just realized that that’s my calling in life. Not all emperors are evil.</p>
<p>Maybe you’ll like this game…[Guide</a> to World Domination — Guide to World Domination](<a href=“http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/category/guidetoworlddomination/]Guide”>http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/category/guidetoworlddomination/)</p>
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<p>OR this one!</p>
<p>I was thinking more time-travel based. I’m thinking building a time machine, traveling back to my younger self just as I’m beginning this pursuit and giving him the plans for the machine, and instructions for him to bring a copy of himself to every major government/time period in the past with superior technology and to gain secret control of the world through ‘wizardry.’</p>
<p>Hey wanna work together?
I’m 100% serious about this world domination thing, I just know you guys won’t take me seriously so I figure it’s OK to post about it here.</p>
<p>Having disposed of the untoward interruption, I would like to continue my earlier post.</p>
<p>The most important thing to remember as you are starting out is that you need good pschotic henchmen. I am a bit old and fat for actual service as same but my vast years of experience and substantial wisdom make me very suitable as a trainer of psychotic henchmen and general advisor to the new Emperor of the Earth.</p>
<p>Resume to follow.</p>
<p>Sounds good, Keesha, you too. Do my henchmen need to be psychotic? I’d like them to be mentally sound.</p>
<p>I’ll be your lover. Every world emporer needs a lover. </p>
<p>Just sayin’.</p>
<p>Hmm…concubine is ok, but I’d perfer a different term. Concubine just sounds too…biblical.</p>
<p>Guess I could get plastic surgery, but it has to be fairly easily reversable.</p>
<p>She’s a beaut. But yet again, we need a name change. Concubine just isn’t the right term. This reign is all about accuracy right?</p>
<p>Oh yes. That would be the best I think. </p>
<p>Who’s the royal fool?</p>
<p>We’ll also need around twenty imperial food tasters. Rebellion could strike at any time.</p>