Worst dressed: when ugly AND expensive meet

<p>Naw . . . just disco in the new century</p>

<p>And we thought this stuff would never hit the stores?</p>

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parent-cafe/870438-clothes-will-never-hit-stores.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parent-cafe/870438-clothes-will-never-hit-stores.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>^^Coming to the upscale shopping center in your neck of the woods. LOL.</p>

<p>Wow. Those Jimmy Choos are seriously ugly, although I can picture them on a drag queen.</p>

<p>The Proenza Schouler is shockingly expensive - I love it! The model looks like she has no idea that there are caterpillars on her shoulders.</p>

<p>This dress is intended for a “fashion forward” bride:</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/64201#]Jil”>http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/64201#]Jil</a> Sander|Embrasse appliqu</p>

<p>Looks like bits of TP stuck all over the dress.</p>

<p>So glad that we are able to zoom in on the intricate workmanship of the Embrasse applique crepe dress!</p>

<p>I think I finally found the perfect shoe to complement the Atomic dress… And it is a real steal because it is on sale!!!</p>

<p>[Giuseppe</a> Zanotti E90004-Sling at 6pm.com](<a href=“Giuseppe Zanotti E000148 | 6pm”>Giuseppe Zanotti E000148 | 6pm)</p>

<p>Make sure to click on the multi-view link to appreciate the shoe’s beauty!</p>

<p>My goodness, BB, I think those take the prize…</p>

<p>“•No bones about it, these Giuseppe Zanotti™ evening sandals are beyond chic.”</p>

<p>I think they look a bit painful.</p>

<p>Please note that you can order no more than 5 pairs at a time.</p>

<p>Thank goodness they are on sale for $497.50 (50% off from the usual price of $995).</p>

<p>“No bones about it” – indeed!</p>

<p>The shoe looks like the skeleton of a trout.</p>

<p>I thought I’ve seen it all. I guess NOT!</p>

<p>Check this out:</p>

<p>[United</a> Bamboo’s Cat Dresses $500 Each (PHOTO)](<a href=“HuffPost - Breaking News, U.S. and World News | HuffPost”>United Bamboo's Cat Dresses $500 Each (PHOTO) | HuffPost Life)</p>

<p>:eek: For $1000, you can get an outfit to match your kitty’s. My cats took a look and fortnately were not impressed. The older cat said, “Meh, we are waiting for Gucci’s new line of feline clothing” :p</p>

<p>^^ I suppose it’s a gift for the cat who has everything? :D</p>

<p>Has anyone else noticed that the nuke dress is now reduced to $619?</p>

<p>Well, thank goodness I’ve located my mother of the bride dress. Whew. Will have to make sure to get this into my closet for the future.</p>

<p>[The</a> Seattle Times: World Fashion Shows from the weekend](<a href=“http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/33.html]The”>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/33.html)</p>

<p>And thanks for the tip about the nuke dress being on sale. What a deal!</p>

<p>And oh wait - this is where fashion went to Walmart:</p>

<p><a href=“http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/63.html[/url]”>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/63.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>That last dress makes the model look like her almost none existent boobs are really saggy. </p>

<p>The cat dresses - wow - $500!! I’ve never spent that much on a dress for me. Mind you my current cat would actually probably let me put one of those on her - I put a purple bow on her head the other day and she just sat and looked miserable until i was guilted into taking it off.</p>

<p>

</p>

<p>Note to self…call the ASPCA on swimcatsmom!</p>

<p>LOL - I don’t generally put clothes on my pets but she is so placid i was curious to see how she would react. I am so going to buy her some reindeer antlers at Christmas.</p>

<p>The atomic bomb dress is truly THE MOST tasteless dress I have ever seen.</p>

<p>However, I do like the Alexander McQueen dress.</p>

<p>Since I am a handbag person, here is my contribution to the thread: LV handbag at $45,352. I can’t believe the price, but that’s what the article said. I think you have to pay me to carry this bag. </p>

<p>[Louis</a> Vuitton Tribute Patchwork Bag, (World’s Most Expensive) Handbag of the Day](<a href=“http://www.luxist.com/2007/03/11/louis-vuitton-tribute-patchwork-bag-worlds-most-expensive-ha/]Louis”>http://www.luxist.com/2007/03/11/louis-vuitton-tribute-patchwork-bag-worlds-most-expensive-ha/)</p>

<p>OMG, munchkin, even if I had a billion dollars to spend on handbags, I would not be caught dead with that contraption. Unless someone puts it in the casket to accessorise my dead body in with it. :D</p>

<p>the Alexander McQueen dress is cute…</p>

<p>but the first dress was tasteless and that LV bag is just gross. </p>

<p>If you really want to read funny jokes about rich famous people wearing the ugliest clothes ever, try [Go</a> Fug Yourself: Because Fugly Is The New Pretty](<a href=“http://www.gofugyourself.com%5DGo”>http://www.gofugyourself.com)</p>

<p>I’ve been a dedicated reader for a few years, some of the posts are blah, but most are funny and some are beyond hilarious. Sometimes they also do “Fabs” where they point of particularly pretty outfits as well.</p>