Worst opening line for a college app…

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Hypothetical Worst First Line for an application essay

For a little bit of stress relief for those of us who are parents of seniors looking at the clock counting down to EA deadlines, and inspired by a recent discussion of cliched essay topics in the class of 2019 thread, I challenge you to come up with the worst first line for an essay. I’m thinking something like, “I went on a mission trip to Haiti and I will never see the world the same way again.” But I’m the currently brain dead parent of a senior so I’m sure the rest of you can be much more entertaining. Give me your best worst first line.

Post Your Opening Lines!

<p>"I came screaming into the world with a vacuum attached to my head in order to help me out." (For my Autobiographical QB Essay)</p> <p>:D</p> <p>What's yours?</p> <p>Edit: It's true, hahah. I found out a few weeks ago from my mother.</p>