<p>Sometimes, all I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.
Or maybe love in a hopeless place, I don’t really know.
Rihanna, Chris Brown, J-biebz, and J-Lo,
All artists who can’t contain their enormous flow.</p>
<p>But then a thread comes along and happens to ask,
“What’s the worst song ever?” Hmm, a curious task.
I browse the responses, and soon find, aghast,
the artists I cherish are ruthlessly bashed.</p>