Worst Teacher Ever---Describe Yours

<p>I only had two, my second grade teacher and my current Spanish teacher.</p>

<p>-My second grade teacher was never patient, and she even cussed at us once or twice.</p>

<p>-My current Spanish teacher had us watch 9-10 movies, some with no relevance to Spanish at all and 80% of the time is in English. We watched: La Bamba, Bugs Life (in Spanish), Pan's Labyrinth (in Spanish), Matrix, Apocalypto, Quinceanera, The Mission, Take the Lead, and some clips of Dancing with the Stars. She is supposed to talk to us strictly in Spanish only, but she doesn't. I plan on taking Spanish 5-6 my junior year, but that means I have to review and study Spanish over the summer.</p>

<p>My 8th grade principal called one of my friends a slut. She was later fired.</p>

<p>My chemistry teacher didn’t actually instruct us. He was an analytical chemist who had been out of the teaching industry too long. He was also fired.</p>

<p>I got my 7th grade teacher fired, and then her husband left her while she was pregnant.</p>

<p>My bio teacher videochats with her grandson when she’s supposed to be teaching us. At the beginning of the year she said to us, “I hate lectures. I will never lecture you. If you have any questions ask me, but I won’t lecture.” Her cell rings everyday and it’s usually from her horse trainer. She makes us watch youtube videos of her grandson on the TOILET doing his business because apparently he “says the most hilarious things”. He has conversations with his dad on the toilet and they FILM him every time. He has a whole youtube channel to himself…
So yea…it’s basically study hall. I have a 103 in that class without ever studying because all her tests have free 10% extra credit because she knows she sucks at teaching. Worst. Teacher. Ever. She’s still teaching though…</p>

<p>hmm this is VERY easy:
7th grade animations teacher (basically flash)
whenever we asked a question, he gave us the fat red flash book and told us to look it up in the index
he forced me to help and teach other people
all the while, he hooked up his comp to the projector and went on myspace
when it wasn’t hooked up, he was watching porn</p>

<p>that was an interesting class to say the least…</p>

<p>My 1st grade teacher was horrible. I only had her for one year when I was supposed to have her for 1st-3rd. She killed my spirit. I loved going to school before that. But she made me afraid to even go. She was a racist and a sexist. She was absolutely heartless.</p>

<p>current physics teacher.
teacher missed the first 3 months of school (we had an AWESOME sub).
have had 3 tests over the course of the whole year.
have vocab quizzes that consist of solely math and concepts even though we are given a list of words to define that we must memorize.
teacher says she is not there to teach but to answer questions.
a class consists of her saying we have a 10 question “quest” due the next week and us goofing off and having a study hall while she sits and stares at her computer.
sometimes she yells at us if one of the stools scrapes the floor because we are purposely bothering the class below us; that is about all of our interaction for the day.</p>

<p>OH GOD. My current AP Biology teacher is the worst teacher evarrrr!!!111oneone
She is SOOOOOOO unqualified and ignorant. Soooo stupid and idiotic.
She just graduated from a CSU (state university…LOL) and majored in “environmental agribusiness” lolwut??
She assigns us group projects and presentations everyday, and expects us to self-study. I doubt even a single person this year will get a 5 on the exam.
We have these coloring projects that are meant to be “college oriented.” Everything in this class is worth 5 points. tests, projects, homework, notes, everything. 80% is an A. 21% is a D. 41% is a C. 61% is a B. The day after AP exams, she made us all play random board games. It just happened that the mayor and the principal both came in to visit…epic phaillllllll
Never. ever. take. this. class.
It is disgusting. beyond horrible.</p>

<p>My current physics teacher too:
Brags to the other science teachers that he doesn’t actually teach
Gives automatically high grades to girls who wear low-cut shirts
Ignores the kid in my class with a social disorder
1st day of school – went on google maps satellite view and zoomed in the whole way on a girl’s house to try to see if he could see her</p>

<p>I’ve never had a worst teacher ever. =)</p>

<p>Hmmmm … I had this teacher who was in charge of the Algebra 2 department my first year and he told us to forget how to use point-slope form. So we usually sat for 2 hours in his class while he watched Monty Python on his computer (you could hear the background music). I reviewed the whole book on my own over the summer to ensure that I would survive calc.</p>

<p>I specifically joined College Confidential (I’ve been lurking for about a week or so now) just to tell you about my English teacher this year.
She has lost her marbles.</p>

<p>We spent the first half of the year memorizing and performing shakespeare, (Not an easy task) we have had multiple ridiculous assignments throughout the year, and now we are making greek mythology pop up books (Not easy either, because they have to be amazing) and writing and performing our own performance piece… and then we still have a final.</p>

<p>It doesn’t sound too awful when I write it down, but it is… and surpsingly enough, she’s not my least favorite teacher this year.</p>

<p>Story of my life…
I’ve been like, cursed with horrible teachers!
Freshman year: English (was basically a “how was your day?” class?), Biology (she didn’t teach anything and when she did, her accent was so thick that it requiered full-time subtitles, and labs, omg labs, she just us play with the specimens and cut them any which way we wanted), Geography (I went to class two times a week and got an A for being “such a fantastic student”; same with the rest of the class)</p>

<p>Sophmore year:
English teacher (once again, useless class, i go in, sit down with my goons and the lady tries to round up the class but no one listened to her (minus my niche)), Algebra2/Trig (got knocked-up with her sixth kid and left us lesson plan-less; when she was there, she taught in such an unconventional way that i wanted to cry cuz math WAS my favourite class…), Chemistry (this man only gave good grades to the students that flirted with him (guys and girls!) and that laughed at his stupid jokes; foolish of me not jump on that)</p>

<p>This year (junior year):
English (stupidest bimbo ever! not qualified to teach ANY CLASS, always makes mistakes, always quarrels with students, teaches us the wrong thing, never has a lesson plan, plays favourites, super bipolar, etc), APUSH (not even gonna do this one , epic fail!!!)</p>

<p>Oh, and the french teacher sucked mega monkey balls! good person, WHORRIBLE teacher!!!</p>

<p>Good teachers :
Spanish Three (excelent teacher)(Freshman)
AP Spanish (Sophmore)
Geometry (Freshman)
German (Sophmore and Junior)
AP World (Sophmore)
Precalculus and Calculus A (Junior Year)</p>

<p>Latin teacher in High school…</p>

<p>she was getting bald ( :S ). But she was horrible. She yelled at us when we didn’t know an answer, and downright insulted people. She never actually taught us. This was a teacher who sincerely thought teaching is about checking whether homework was made, and making sure the students were quietly reading during class. She never EVER explained or taught anything about Latin grammar or Roman culture, but instead just referred to the books. She never used the chalkboard, but believed that if we didn’t understand something we did not do our homework.</p>

<p>My fourth grade reading teacher yelled at me when the guy behind tried to cheat off of my paper without my knowledge. She said nothing to him. Apparently, I was the stupid one for not realizing someone was looking at my paper… :frowning: </p>

<p>This same lady asked us what we thought her grandfather’s job might have been when he was younger and living in DC. As soon as a few people raised her hands to guess, she snapped “Put your hands down, you don’t know!” in a very snotty voice. </p>

<p>Yeah…she retired at the end of that year. I wished I was a year younger…</p>

<p>That same year, my English teacher (there were different teachers for English and Reading in elementary school) yelled at the entire class the first Friday of school because we all shouted “It’s the weekend, baby!” with the music teacher on the announcements…like we had done forever. She went off on this whole 10 minute lecture about how the word “baby” was derogatory towards women. </p>

<p>She also retired at the end of that year…I have crappy luck.</p>

<p>My 7th grade Civics teacher taught us nothing. She would say words we had never heard before and expected us to know how to spell and define them…she never gave us notes and then expected us to read our notes back to us. The class was basically all looking at political posters and and reading textbook excerpts…</p>

<p>My 9th grade World History teacher couldn’t teach worth a crap…I’m surprised I passed my state standard.</p>

<p>And ah, my Chem teacher this year…never taught us a thing. Never. </p>

<p>Out of those though, I think my 4th grade Reading teacher takes the “worst teacher” prize.</p>

<p>I had a substitute teacher who threw a textbook at a student. :(</p>

<p>definetly my spanish teacher freshman year… but it’s ok, because our whole class made her life miserable and all of our parents complained to the principal. and she left before the year was up. she was last seen at a racetrack selling water bottles…no joke.</p>

<p>When I was in 8th grade, there was a new Maths teacher who happened to be married to the janitor. She was like 45. Anyway, she never taught and had absolutely no clue what she was doing. Often, she’d put problems on the board and she wouldn’t be able to solve them herself and then we’d spend the entire 80 minute period trying to figure it out… and never would. She would also always complain how she had broken her wrist and that everyone should pity her because of it. Unfortunately for her, we got her fired. We learned absolutely nothing and it was supposed to be an advanced class. We would have learned way more if we had taken a regular education course. Fortunately enough, the next Maths teacher I had (for four years) was absolutely amazing. We still joke about her incompetence today. I have no idea how she even managed to be hired.</p>

<p>i had two, one in elementary school and one in high school
the elementary school teacher didnt teach me, but i accidentally bumped into her in the hallway and she said “are those FAKE eyes?” then screamed with laughter. the sixth graders later called the police when she tried to punish a boy for not doing his homework-by, uh, grabbing the genitals. i’m just thankful i wasnt there…
although my worst high school teacher is gone now(he’s given up teaching altogether) i can still feel the sting of the ruler(he used the edge of it) and the “what do you want?” whenever anyone went up to him in the teachers’ room. gawd, i hated him, and am thankful he’s gone.
all i can say is that i hope there arent any of these teachers in the college i will go to, wherever that may be.</p>

<p>“are those FAKE eyes?” </p>

<p>LMAO :DD</p>