<p>AP World History Teacher:
She spends class time flirting with a old man and sometimes pays visits to other “hot” male teachers.
Makes us copy notes from Course-Notes.org during class.
Doesn’t actually grade… She managed to grade 27 in-class essay exams in just 1.5 hours. She just gives high grades to attractive boys / suck-up girls
Class period usually consist of her on the computer / us copying internet notes / her yelling at us (she had a meltdown at least once a week of how unprepared we were for the AP exam)
she’s very stupid / hardly knows world history… That’s why she gets all her notes from course-notes.org</p>
<p>My spanish teacher who was so frickin old and played favorites to the football players</p>
<p>My mathematics teacher is pretty terrible, he has no passion, and just teaches with a monotone voice. I hope I never have a teacher like that at all.</p>
<p>My chemistry teacher this year instills fear into everyone who comes into the presence of her aura. She somewhat teaches us. Whenever anyone wants to ask her a question, they’re always afraid of asking her because she is so intimidating. Everyone always dreads going to her class. One time, she heard a student in the bathroom, and for no reason, she went there and turned the light on and off, while saying, “I know you’re in there!” She decides to give us pop quizzes on 4 or 5 chapters ago out of the blue when she’s absent. She also is planning on giving us review by giving us more of these quizzes, and she decided to grade homework when we didn’t even know she was going to. She was originally a biochemist and had to leave her job because she was allergic to latex. Yea…I can’t wait till the end of this year.</p>
<p>Spanish Teacher this year:
She talks in the middle of tests, only she mouths the words instead of actually speaking and then is too busy “talking” to someone to catch people yelling answers across the room. She never catches anyone cheating despite the fact they are very obvious about it.</p>
<p>People press the intercom button that calls the office when she isn’t looking and she thinks it doesn’t work because no one is near the button when the office calls back (she doesn’t realize it takes about 30 seconds for the office to call back, so whoever pressed the button quickly returns to their seat before it comes on so they can claim they were no where near the button when the office calls.) </p>
<p>Also, one time a student purposely dropped a used condom right in front of her and she didn’t notice. </p>
<p>Plus, there’s a guy in my class who uses chewing tobacco in the middle of class. He practically does it daily and is very obvious about it, but she still hasn’t noticed.</p>
<p>She yells at us about eating food in class, then someone will walk in front of her eating about seven times and she won’t even notice or say a word. </p>
<p>She talks about random things and I have her last period and I get a ride after school so I’m always last out of the room. She talks to me as I pack up and she keeps talking and talking as I edge out of the classroom. Most of the time, two of my friends I hang out with after school have to come in and pretend we are in some sort of rush just so I can use them as an excuse to politely end the conversation. Me and my stupid manners. :P</p>
<p>Oh yeah, also she barely ever teaches. She teaches about once a week, we do a worksheet for the other two days and we do pretty much nothing the rest of the time. I finish my work very quickly, but heaven forbid I should try to read a book after I’ve finished the work when other people are just talking and haven’t even looked at the worksheets.</p>
<p>My current Honors Precalc teacher is without a doubt the worst. She’s an old wrinkly *****.</p>
<p>Our class’s average grade is 49.8.</p>
<p>On the first day of school, she cracked a whip on a girl’s desktop and barely missed her fingers.</p>
<p>On the third day of school, we had a 100 point test.</p>
<p>There was this one girl first semester who tried really hard but got F’s on all her tests. The teacher wrote her a note on the back of one of her tests that said “Because you consistantly fail my exams and waste my ink, you owe me a box of red pens.” And she was
serious. The girl actually bought the pens.</p>
<p>When people get like less than a B on an exam, she tells them to their face that they’re hopeless and will never amount to anything.</p>
<p>She posts grade updates on the wall, with our NAMES instead of our student ID codes.</p>
<p>She gave us candy one time, and then docked 20 points off our grade because apparently we weren’t allowed to eat in her classroom.</p>
<p>She makes us listen to the Spin Doctors during all of our exams because it has “geometric beats” that make us concentrate better.</p>
<p>She took a girl’s cell phone (this was not in my class), and when the girl was fighting to get it back, the teacher slobbered all over it and then gave it back.</p>
<p>She wouldn’t let me miss class for the biggest track meet all season. And then all we did that period was watch NCIS.</p>
<p>I took dual enrollment composition, and I hope my teacher gets caught in a paper shredder. </p>
<p>He never actually taught the class- every day was spent in the computer lab and we were allowed to do as we pleased while he disappeared for most of the hour. On the days he actually “lectured”, it was on his books or old teachers, or talking about when him and his ex wife were married.</p>
<p>Our grades were primarily composed of 3 essays worth 20% of our grade. We were required to do a peer evaluation and a group workshop for each to get feedback. I did both for all essays, and got good feedback from him and the other students on my work. I turned in my first essay with 30 points of extra credit, feeling confident that I at least got a B…and got a D. Second essay I did the same thing, and I got an E. When I approached him to see why I got these grades (there was very little negative feedback), he just told me he would prefer to focus on the positives of the paper. When I brought up all the extra credit I did on the papers, he would say he didn’t notice that it was in there.</p>
<p>If I were to email him with a question, I wouldn’t get a response for days and it would be a one sentence answer. The two times I made arrangements to meet with him at 8:30 to discuss my work/arrange to re write my paper, he showed up 5 minutes before class and insisted on meeting with me since he didn’t want to reschedule. The last 5 weeks or so of the semester were spent with me running around doing as much extra credit as possible and seeing the tutors regularly so I wouldn’t fail the last paper.</p>
<p>At least I got A’s on both re writes and an A overall in the class.</p>
<p>my calculus teacher isn’t actually the “worst”, but he’s probably the most extreme. He picks on most of the class and calls them “YOU IDIOTS IN THIS CLASS” whenever they can’t solve a prob, and a few times he said the f word to this guy. hes a good teacher though, and funny, but the thing is, he embarasses and insults people like he doesn’t care at all. I’ve seen him ripping off a kid’s paper because it was “late” for like day, and some people cried. Funny thing is, he never picked on me XD i always answer his questions, so he got nothing to say. so imo, hes the worst for other students who had been tortured. -_-</p>
<p>7th Grade Teacher: Minus 10 on a 12 question science test. 90% A. She took one point off per question. She was old, and in a wheelchair, and eventually fired after 1 semester</p>
<p>My us history teacher didnt teach anything.
We watched movies. All year.
We did a few powerpoints, which no one paid attention to.
We took a few tests, most of which were never graded.
We were allowed to talk during the tests. Somehow our whole corner got the same score on one of the only tests she actually graded.
At the end of the semester, she showed us a word doc that had our names on it with our final grades next to it, which she completely made up.
There was also a lot of coloring involved.</p>
<p>^ OMG i think i had the same US history teacher!!! although ours was a he…</p>
<p>My 7th grade English Teacher taught us about the Mars Rover.</p>
<p>My 5th grade history teacher sent powdered sugar to some people during the whole anthrax scare. The school is in DC…</p>
<p>That’s just sick. Was he/she fired or arrested ?</p>
<p>She “retired” once the year was over. She worked there for over 50 years, so that’s probably why she wasn’t immediately fired</p>
<p>My physhology teacher from last year.</p>
<p>One day he insisted that he could make anyone cry using his psychological skills. No one believed him, but this one girl raised her hand and was like “ooh! Me! I bet you can’t make me cry!”
So the teacher made her come up to the front of the room, and told her to stare into his eyes. She was giggling.
Then completely out of the blue, he smacked her right across the face and it was really loud.
The girl did infact cry, and her cheek was bruised.</p>
<p>And the teacher was like “Pain is a form of psychology. I never said I wouldn’t hurt you.”</p>
<p>LOL a lot of my science teachers have been creepers.</p>
<p>I also had a biology teacher in my freshman year that accused me of cheating after I got a 100% on the photosynthesis test while the answer key was missing. He told me this three weeks after the original test day and I had to retake it; I end up getting a 93%.
BTW, I never took the answer key, just cooperated and took the 7% less test score.</p>
<p>My eighth grade Earth Science teacher takes the cake. </p>
<p>I understand how science needs to be exact, so I understood when she docked points for not using a ruler on the drawings we had to do, but when drawings and memorization are all that make up a class, I think a teacher doesn’t deserve to give people crap. The entire year all we did was copy pictures from the book. The following year I moved and in that district Earth Science was taught freshman year. I didn’t know anything that wasn’t obvious.</p>
<p>If your lines weren’t perfectly straight you would lose points. It you didn’t outline with sharpie you would lose points. If you didn’t have good enough handwriting you would lose points. (It could be perfectly legible, but just not good enough to her.) If your corner was folded over when you turned it in she would dock points. </p>
<p>We never had a class discussion.The only way we knew the material for the test was she handed us a copy of the test. From that we’d copy the questions and answers on to seperate flash cards and were told to memorize them. We also had to memorize an essay to write on the district final. </p>
<p>Oh, this woman I also had for health. One day she decided the importance of teaching us about carbon monoxide poisoning, and then went on to talk about how people use it to commit suicide. That’s how my dad died. I was sitting there balling for around 15 minutes with one of my friends trying to comfort me and timing her speech. She never addressed the issue, but instead just let me cry through her entire lecture. (I wasn’t quietly sobbing either.) </p>
<p>When I asked her for a recomendation for the honors science class I wanted to take at the new school I was moving to, she refused to write the recomendation saying she didn’t think I was smart enough for something that was like a GT program. (Funny thing is before I moved to that school which didn’t offer any advanced classes, I had been in GT and all the other high level programs.) I then finally talked her into recomending me. He recomendation consisted of the following,</p>
<p>“I don’t think [Musicallylatin] is capable enough to do well in this course, but she thinks she will, so do what you want to…”</p>
<p>It was written in blue sharpie.</p>
<p>My 6th grade science teacher’s idea of teaching was writing a few paragraphs on the board and having you copy them down during class. A few times the entire class was waiting outside before the bell rang, and she would open the door and walk away, saying “I’m sick,” or “I can’t do this today.” It was a bit sad.</p>