<p>Haha title says it all… Saw this on the Harvard forum and wanted to see if anyone had anything to contribute here!!!</p>
<p>My favorite is inserting a random phrase in the middle of the sentence…</p>
<p>As I woke up to the sound of rain pounding against my window, the octopus found the last banana.</p>
<p>LMAO!</p>
<p>I think anything unique might actually be good though.
I know someone who put "I am concise" and got into stanford (yes...that was her whole essay).</p>
<p>but I guess it wuold have to be...</p>
<p>I don't like Brown. I'm just applying because my parents told me too.</p>
<p>"I am applying to Brown because Harvard won't take me...."</p>
<p>Who interested you in Brown?</p>
<p>"Seth Cohen from the O.C."</p>
<p>Why I'd like to be a Blown student.</p>
<p>Very bad typo</p>
<p>"and this is why I want to go to Yale"</p>
<p>jk</p>
<p>"I just want to attend SexPowerGod and Starf * c k"</p>
<p>"The overwhelming number of gays at Brown aroused me..erm, my interest"</p>
<p>I heard about Brown's liberal drug policy, erm.. liberal atmosphere.</p>
<p>It's my favorite color.</p>
<p>uh oh, did you guys read my essay...?</p>
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<li>it wasn't "I am concise," it was "I am succint." <3 brunolli</li>
<li>hahahaha my favorite color. =/</li>
<li>so this one gay guy just got kicked out of stanford for sexually harassing people. poor kid =(.</li>
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<p>*succinct. i fail.</p>
<p>now saying "I am succint" is grounds for automatic rejection..</p>
<p>kidding. ish. I can see it happening. ):</p>
<p>I've visited brown...by watching Family Guy, The O.C., and Fraiser.</p>
<p>collegedirt.com said that the average brown student "tends to get around the campus, sexually that is"</p>
<p>"Brown is the perfect place for me to blend in with the ways of modern american culture while secretly plotting to take over and destroy the world. Also, the residential life seem nice."</p>
<p>Printed sheet:</p>
<p>"[Insert your college here] has always been my favourite place for studying."</p>
<p>HAHAA I WROTE THAT SETH COHEN INTERESTED ME IN BROWN... hahaha probs a bad idea.</p>
<p>hah I put that Family Guy (where Brian says he went to Brown, but never finished his degree there) first interested me in like 9th grade. Probably a bad idea, but it's too late to care</p>