Worst thing to put on your application to Brown

<p>Because I'm Indian and it matches my skin color (yay)</p>

<p>LOL, yeah... that yale thing totally cracked me up.</p>

<p>Speaking of which, I actually did that with an e-mail to Yale asking a question regarding Harvard. Yeah... I know.</p>

<p>"Gay people make me uncomfortable. That won't be a problem, will it?"</p>

<p>"I was the founder and president of my high school's Young Republican Club. I'll fit in, right?"</p>

<p>"When I visited there was a Ben & Jerry's like, right across from the main green. That **** was tasty."</p>

<p>"Lisa Simpson might've looked down on you guys, but I'm willing to lower my standards." (Does anyone remember that episode of the Simpsons?)</p>

<p>My brown interviewer said that Brown is a smaller, not-as-rich, not-as-prestigious version of Princeton ...</p>

<p>i guess that'd be pretty bad to put on an app</p>

<p>and i couldn't believe that my interviewer actually said that ... princeton is nice and everything but whatever happened to alum loyalty?!</p>

<p>"Because it's my favorite color!"</p>

<p>"Because my great aunt's mother's dog's father's mom twice removed and three times put back...in...went there with his dog's 80 times removed aunt's uncle's uncle!"</p>

<p>"I'm conservative" would probably do it. XDD</p>

<p>Hence my current worrying, since I may or may not have admitted my right-wing stance to my Brown interviewer. >.<</p>

<p>I wrote my main essay against political correctness. Probably not the greatest idea in the world =D</p>

<p>"I feel the outreach and diversity of Brown is wonderful. I embrace people of all ethnic and racial backgrounds as long as they aren't gay."</p>

<p>^ "..or black"</p>

<p>^ "or brown or yellow"</p>

<p>Alternatively- "I want to attend Brown so I can learn to be like my idol, Hiro Nakamura, and bend space and time."</p>

<p>(For non Heroes fans- Hiro's actor, Masi Oka, went to Brown (B.S. in CS and minor in Drama)</p>

<p>"Seriously Rory? **** brown?"</p>

<p>"Glenn picked it"</p>

<p>"Of course he did"</p>

<p>That's from my all time favorite movie "Accepted" when Rory and Hands are handing out brown t-shirts to all the fake students. lol</p>

<p>"blood Alone Moves The Wheels Of History"</p>

<p>Who interested you in Brown?</p>

<p>"Seth Cohen from the O.C."</p>

<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE</p>

<p>""I just want to attend SexPowerGod and Starf * c k""</p>

<p>LOL! I actually put in my "why Brown" essay that I wanted to attend SexPowerGod... and I still got my likely letter. (well, I also said I wanted to do other stuff like write for the paper and have snowball fights, but still!)</p>

<p>Moral of the story: let your love for naked parties be known.</p>

<p>what is sex power god btw? >_></p>

<p>Basically a lingerie/naked party hosted by the Queer Straight Alliance there, I believe.</p>

<p>I was on campus during SPG one year- it was about 5 degrees out, snow on the ground, and while nearly freezing to death trying to get a cab from the student center I'm seeing people go buy in trench coats or saran wrap. O_o</p>

<p>cause i wanna work at UPS...</p>

<p>cocopunk, how could brian going to brown have influenced you in 9th grade, that episode came out last year</p>