<p>“My criminal record is misleading. I only murdered one guy not two.”</p>
<p>How Kamasutra changed my Sex Life.</p>
<p>How i cheated on the SAT</p>
<p>“[College of your choice]: A case study in exploitation and corruption on the academic scene”</p>
<p>“Why i would have been Adolf Hitler’s best friend.”</p>
<p>“5 reasons your biggest rival is better than you.”</p>
<p>… You know who you are.</p>
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<p>lmao I want to read that one</p>
<p>“Foot fetishes and me”</p>
<p>Not funny, but the horribly cliched title I would put as:</p>
<p>“What university x means to me”</p>
<p>“Observations of a Peeping Tom”</p>
<p>“How I Resurrected the Practice of Book Burning in my Local Neighborhood”</p>
<p>“My Favorite Book? Haha I don’t read.”</p>
<p>“Mastering the Art of Grade Grubbing”</p>
<p>“How I got scurvy from eating only Ramen for an entire year.”</p>
<p>@otherwindow
or “what university x means to me”
and put in the wrong school</p>
<p>“Why Harvard is better than Princeton”.</p>
<p>And then you sent it to Princeton :D</p>
<p>I showed my brother these and he thought it was hilarious. So, we looked on the internet for some really funny titles for worst admission essays. Here are some of our favorites:</p>
<p>“Free Masonry and Aliens: How 9/11 Really Happened.”
“GET OFF MY B*TCH: A Study Into Interracial Sexual Relationships.”
“Why the Holocaust Never Happened.”
“Hitler Wasn’t So Bad: A Revisionist Account.”
“How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”</p>
<p>Please don’t be too offended. :)</p>
<p>“The Valuable Lessons I Learned From My Internship at the Hospital”</p>
<p>Why Hitler and Mussolini are my hero’s.</p>
<p>Why Man Boy love is grossly misunderstood</p>
<p>“How to Properly Employ Blackmail”
“Benefits of Deceiving Your Institution of Choice”</p>
<p>“Thank God for Extra Credit”
“I’m a Member of College Confidential”
“How The Scarlet Letter Changed the Way I View the World”</p>
<p>How to seduce a minor.</p>
<p>" I’m a member of College confidential."</p>
<p>^^</p>
<p>If I was an Admissions officer, I’d immediately burn that application upon reading that.</p>
<p>“Why I need to go to an Ivy League School”</p>
<p>“How taking the SAT 12 Times Changed My Life”</p>