<p>what if you really wanted to just be friends haha
thats not fair!</p>
<p>(i mean like when someone first asks you on a date)</p>
<p>Damn...
and I thought by facebook was bad lol</p>
<p>That wouldn't really be breaking up.</p>
<p>But I mean seriously, what's wrong with saying "let's just be friends"?</p>
<p>I'm assuming no one would just want to never see their exes again unless something terrible happened. Especially in a high school setting, you've probably just experienced with a relationship and find out that it was futile...nothing wrong with turning back.</p>
<p>All break up sucks, regardless of how. In the end the person being dumped would feel just as crappy. Unless its like a cake. that's brutal</p>
<p>ugh about the "lets be friends thing"--usually its true >.>"</p>
<p>"I found someone hotter."</p>
<p>on her birthday....
did that once...didn't flow too well</p>
<p>"this relationship intereferes with my walk with God"
hehe that was so not fun</p>
<p>send them a message through telnet nethack.alt.org right before they're about to ascend</p>
<p>... on their birthday
... before quals</p>
<p>what idiot breaks up with his/her gf/bf on christmas, anniversary, or birthday :p</p>
<p>I found someone hotter</p>
<p>Me love</p>
<p>Worst way I've been broken up with:</p>
<p>On AIM, at 11 pm on my birthday, the day before the ACT and his grad party, with the reason of "I had sex with two of your friends. The one wants a relationship. Bye."</p>
<p>Then, he asks for a favor, "My parents don't know that we broke up so can you pretend we are still dating at my grad party while I sneak to the basement with your best friend that I'm now with?"</p>
<p>='(.</p>
<p>Have sex with their best friend and take pictures hehe....</p>
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yeah, the worst way i've been broken up with is when i got a 5-minute voicemail of my boyfriend and this girl having sex, from the girl. technically i broke up him after that... but yeah. that was a few weeks ago. i'm still planning his murder.
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LOL. Well you have to commend his creativity, a voice mail is more personal then just seeing pictures I must admit...</p>
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How about the old "I'm not ready for a relationship" trick?
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<p>I've totally done that.
But both he and I knew it was true, so it was entirely different. =)
And now that he knows me better I don't think he'd date me even if I paid him to.</p>
<p>what about changing your facebook from "in a relationship" to "single" and letting the other person find out about it through their news feed.</p>
<p>ouch. Well my friend got dumped on her prom night. He cheated on her...sort of like in a movie. At least it was in person?!?</p>
<p>"what about changing your facebook from "in a relationship" to "single" and letting the other person find out about it through their news feed." </p>
<p>roflmao</p>
<p>Text message!!! Lengthy emails aren't much better, either :(</p>
<p>Worst way I've been broken up with:</p>
<p>On AIM, at 11 pm on my birthday, the day before the ACT and his grad party, with the reason of "I had sex with two of your friends. The one wants a relationship. Bye."</p>
<p>Then, he asks for a favor, "My parents don't know that we broke up so can you pretend we are still dating at my grad party while I sneak to the basement with your best friend that I'm now with?</p>
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<p>OMG I feel so bad for you! What was your response?</p>
<p>Well, his favor didn't explicitly include the "while I sneak to the basement with your best friend that I'm now with" part. I went along with it. Ha, and right now he's trying to get back together with me. One year later.</p>
<p>Over the PA system during morning announcements</p>