<p>If a friend of his/hers texts you and says so-and-so is not ready for a relationship, the day befre your birthday.</p>
<p>On the answering machine on the day of her birthday while all the attendees at her surprise party listen in right before she walks in.</p>
<p>Guess where I got that from?</p>
<p>Post-it note on your locker.</p>
<p>Something they wont find for a while. One of my freinds got broken up with over a myspace message and he didnt know for a couple of days</p>
<p>post it on your wall on facebook haahahha</p>
<p>Luckily this has never happened to me, but wouldn't it be bad if you told your bf/gf that you could no longer be with them because you realized you were no longer interested in the opposite sex, and they helped you realize that?</p>
<p>I feel bad that I broke up with somebody over aim. But that was in ninth grade, when nobody knew how to date.</p>
<p>Text</a> Msg Breakup</p>
<p>probably the worst
except maybe what runforfun mentioned :/ that sounds horrible</p>
<p>make it your facebook status</p>
<p>ex. b3tt3Rt[-]4nU is breaking up with his girlfriend</p>
<p>by word of mouth...your best friend's mouth...</p>
<p>"he doesn't like you anymore, and he wants to break up." ouch!</p>
<p>I like your younger sister more</p>
<p>Changing your MySpace status thing from "In A Relationship" to "Single".</p>
<p>Ouch.</p>
<p>I liked "The Office" breakup, with the voice mail on the cell phone and then said "ex" walking in, apologizing for the terrible fight and deciding to check her voice mail right then.
Are there any places that sell break-up cards? Finding a card in the mailbox that announces a break-up sounds pretty bad; especially if it's a generic phrase with broken pink hearts decorating the front.</p>
<p>^ Lol, those cards would certainly corner the heartless <self-censored> market.</self-censored></p>
<p>It's not me, it's YOU!</p>
<p>hpa10</p>
<p>i got an even worse one</p>
<p>"it's not me, its you"</p>
<p>lmfao</p>
<p>lol daniel got to it before me hahah</p>
<p>great minds think alike</p>
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<p>at least she's being honest ;)</p>
<p>From personal experiences:
1. AIM, three days before one year anniversary
2. Not talking for two months over the summer, then MySpace message...
3. E-mail (compared to the first two, it wasn't so bad...)</p>
<p>I know someone who broke up with his girlfriend on New Year's Day. He claims he thought it was the second...</p>
<p>umm the worst is when they dont even have the guts to do it to your face
my friend got dumped by her boyfriend's best friend
because her ex was such a wimp he couldn't say it himself</p>
<p>Watch "The bastard breaks up" on YouTube. Hilarious.</p>