<p>txt or myspace bulliten</p>
<p>spit .</p>
<p>i wrote it in my msn personal message, that was really dumb.</p>
<p>but still not the worst... </p>
<p>u can like walk in the garden with her, holding hands, and talking about the future. and suddenly trip her, force her face into mud and tell her "let's just be friends"</p>
<p>dammit, i just got that common "let's just be friends" trick, and it sucked so badly. i was just driven mad by the fact that she actually wanted to break up with me, but tried to hide it with "let's just be friends". </p>
<p>and i now see her walking with his ex. will I one day make her jealous and regret for what she'd done? haha</p>
<p>Sticky note that you handed to your friend to give to your soon-to-be ex?</p>
<p>Stand outside of school with a big poster that has a picture of you kissing her best friend.</p>
<p>Cheating on girl/boy friend with someone else, and purposely letting them know.</p>
<p>texting...so impersonal.</p>
<p>and by changing your facebook status to "John is about to break up with Mary Sue" lol</p>
<p>Bleach in their front lawn, "It's not me, it's you."</p>
<p>That would suck</p>
<p>Change your phone number and never speak to them again.</p>
<p>text message, email, anything thats not in person (aka get your friend to do it for you. yuck)</p>
<p>Still being in a relationship and catching he/she in the act of cheating. Then have them be completely nonchalantly breaking up with you. And then moving on. </p>
<p>~product of my over productive imagination</p>
<p>i got broken up with by phone from her friend and then she comes from out of nowhere saying shes sorry...</p>