Would anyone care to read a procrastinator's extra long personal statement?

<p>my main concern is going way over the word limit (it's bout 820words). and I think it's not worth it, if I were an adcom I'd rather wipe my ass with it rather than read the whole :p help me cut the crap out.
I also have some lexical doubts... look out for anything that sounds weird, it's probably Bulgarian English:)</p>

<p>fine give it to me</p>