Would u Rather...

<p>What do you mean by inferior? As long as we can have a meaningful conversation, I’m happy - regardless of looks or IQ or whatever.</p>

<p>But if the person can’t (won’t) do anything other than small talk, it is even more isolating than being alone. I wouldn’t even call that a friendship, if you define it like Emerson does (“A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere”).</p>

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<p>would you rather poop a softball or pee a marble?</p>

<p>poop a softball duh? lol</p>

<p>would you rather eat your feces or eat 10 live cockroaches?</p>

<p>10 live cockroaches</p>

<p>WYR…
Bathe in corn syrup
or
Shower in mustard?</p>

<p>Definitely corn syrup because mustard really freaks me out.</p>

<p>WYR, live until you have to be attached to IV and other machines and stuff like that or die at a younger age, still with your health?</p>

<p>^ depends on how much younger you’d die if you chose the latter option</p>

<p>if it’s only a matter of a few years, then i’d def choose the latter</p>

<p>wyr date a beautiful/hot or smart person?</p>

<p>definitely someone smart. the most important part of a relationship is good communication.</p>

<p>would you rather get the death penalty or life in prison?</p>

<p>life—at least there’s the chance you can breakout or that you’ll live to see your ruling overturned</p>

<p>wyr have 2 attractive fwb’s or be in a meaningful relationship w/ 1 person?</p>

<p>In college, two fwb. After college, one person.</p>

<p>Would you rather be fluent in five obscure languages or a common language (other than English)?</p>

<p>Ahhhhhhh difficult!
Probably one common language, but obscure languages are so fascinating! </p>

<p>wyr
be extremely prideful
or be extremely compassionate</p>

<p>both to the point of causing a lot of trouble for you.</p>

<p>extremely prideful because you will always take care of #1</p>

<p>would you rather have horrible people skills and charisma but have amazing grades, test scores, etc. or be extremely personable and witty but have below average grades, test scores, etc.</p>

<p>Extremely personable. Everyone needs people skills.</p>

<p>Would you rather marry the love of your life and become a widow at a young age and never marrying again OR date many people but never marry.</p>

<p>^ the latter. it’s not like you have to marry the love of your life when you do meet them in order to have a meaningful long-term relationship</p>

<p>wyr write a huge paper or take a major exam?</p>

<p>take a major exam, if i knew the material for it</p>

<p>would you rather be hooked on pot or alcohol?</p>

<p>i’d rather be hooked on you :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
to answer your question: it’s a draw</p>

<p>wyr be friends with fizix, ana ivanovic, or mcb?</p>

<p>Trick question. The answer is Steven Seagal</p>

<p>WYR
Be approached by a NAMBLA operative or Ted Bundy</p>

<p>would you rather have your mom catch your masturbatin or you catch YO MOM masturbatin?</p>

<p>the latter…</p>

<p>wyr walk in on your parents doing it or on them masturbating</p>