<p>When. Gives me time to create a bucket list and won’t creep me out if I die a gruesome way.</p>
<p>Would you rather have $100k now or $1 million in 10 years?</p>
<p>$1 million in 10 years</p>
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YES</p>
<p>Would you rather have a ketchup - dispensing navel, or a pencil-sharpening nostril?</p>
<p>pencil sharpening nostril. That sounds hella useful.</p>
<p>Would you rather roll naked over a bed of hot coals or paper cut both of your eyeballs?</p>
<p>Paper cut. </p>
<p>Would you rather be underpaid or overrated?</p>
<p>underpaid.</p>
<p>Would you rather eat the hairs clumped up on the drain of a stranger’s shower or balance on the top of the empire state building on your tippy toes?</p>
<p>Balance on the top of the Empire State Building. That’d be pretty f—ing awesome.</p>
<p>Would you (pretend you’re a straight guy if you’re not) rather kiss the most handsome man on earth or kiss the ugliest woman on earth?</p>
<p>Haha that’s a little hard to fathom…but I guess, handsome man? </p>
<p>Would you rather your family experience horrible tragedy (poverty, cancer, etc.) but YOU be the light of their life OR spare them from this but in exchange be a horrible horrible person who brings shame and dishonor to your family without your family ever knowing of this sacrifice?</p>
<p>The latter is better</p>
<p>would you rather buy out Harvard/MIT/Yale or buy out America’s biggest ranch/estate</p>
<p>Harvard!</p>
<p>Would you rather give up music or food? (Neglecting the fact that without food you would die)</p>
<p>Food.</p>
<p>Would you rather kill Mao Zedong in 1947 or kill Hu Jintao today?</p>
<p>Mao. Given that my roots are in Taiwan, it wasn’t that hard a choice. Hu Jintao isn’t doing too shabbily anyway.</p>
<p>Would you rather kill Lee Harvey Oswald in 1962 or John Wilkes Booth in 1864? Assume that you would not be caught for killing either man but that you would not be celebrated for preventing the assassination of a United States President.</p>
<p>Lee harvey</p>
<p>would u prefer to be as smart as steve hawking or influential as obama</p>
<p>Influential. Too smart is always a turn-off and being influential gets me some. Besides, I’m plenty smart already.</p>
<p>Would you rather eat your laptop for breakfast or for lunch? Why?</p>
<p>For lunch in order to maintain metabolic balance of my digestive system.</p>
<p>Prefer to die by hanging or firing squad.</p>
<p>firing squad</p>
<p>would you rather become a ghost or a vampire and why?</p>
<p>Ghost. Vampires are just ew.</p>
<p>Would you rather be a rock or me?</p>
<p>Humans are more fun than rocks.</p>
<p>Would you rather have a spotty phone connection with an iTouch or a brilliant connection with a 90s cell phone?</p>
<p>iTouch, for the games.</p>
<p>Would you rather go back in time ten years, or go forward ten years?</p>
<p>Forward ten.</p>
<p>Would you rather live in a cold cave or in the middle of the rainforest?</p>
<p>Rainforest, I guess.</p>
<p>Would you rather eat a block of butter or spend 48 hours outside in sub-freezing temperatures, wearing only jeans, a t-shirt, and a North Face fleece?</p>