<p>would you rather fail all your classes and be rich or be smart and be poor?</p>
<p>I’d go with smart, poor, and a revolutionary communist. I added the last bit to justify my choice.</p>
<p>Live by the ocean, or in a forest?</p>
<p>ocean</p>
<p>eat pizza or ice cream</p>
<p>Pizza.</p>
<p>Join the Mossad or Hezbollah?</p>
<p>hezbollah
would you rather eat a fly or a beetle?</p>
<p>Eat a fly</p>
<p>Would you rather live in France or Italy?</p>
<p>france </p>
<p>would you rather live in Egypt or Libya</p>
<p>Umm… Egypt.</p>
<p>Wake up as Harry Potter in the middle of a duel with Lord Voldemort, or as Captain Jack Sparrow in the middle of getting eaten by a kraken?</p>
<p>Captain Jack Sparrow is most certainly the best of the two.</p>
<p>Skydive or bungie jump?</p>
<p>Skydiving.</p>
<p>Would you rather be a CIA operative/field agent or a film director?</p>
<p>film director</p>
<p>would you rather be an athlete or a scientist</p>
<p>athlete because in my experience when you’re an athlete you are treated much better </p>
<p>would you rather go to public school or Catholic school</p>
<p>Public high school, Catholic university.</p>
<p>Fly a plane or pilot a submarine?</p>
<p>Fly a plane.</p>
<p>Would you rather have lunch with Hitler or Stalin?</p>
<p>Good one. I’d have to go with Hitler, only if it were post-Holocaust. If not, Stalin.</p>
<p>Would you rather have a fear of heights or a fear of spiders?</p>
<p>fear of spiders. I have a fear of heights and it sucks.</p>
<p>Be blind or deaf</p>
<p>deaf</p>
<p>Would you rather listen to Rebecca Black’s friday or have to listen to very loud music for 20 hours straight?</p>
<p>I hate most music, so I will go with Friday on this one.</p>
<p>Would you rather be a rich, hated politician or a poor, beloved store owner?</p>
<p>Poor beloved store owner. </p>
<p>Perhaps a similar question: Would you rather be hated by everyone but love them all or be loved by everyone and hate them all?</p>
<p>Loved by everyone and hate them all.</p>
<p>Would you rather have a conversation/go on a date/meet/et cetera (except anything obscene, of course) with Alex Morgan or Hope Solo?</p>