<p>Keeping up the Kardashians. DAT BOOTY.</p>
<p>Would you rather date Bieber or date a 12 year old girl?</p>
<p>Both choices feel equally wrong, so Justin Beiber.</p>
<p>Would you rather lose all of your old memories or never be able to make any new ones?</p>
<p>lose all the old ones.</p>
<p>help with chores or read a boring book?</p>
<p>Read the boring book (hopefully, it’s a boring picture book)</p>
<p>Given that you had no other ways of earning or otherwise receiving money, would you rather be a thief or a beggar?</p>
<p>hm thats a hard one, but if i had to pick then a thief
would you rather: live a really crappy life, or die?</p>
<p>Live a crappy life and never die? Or die and have the chance of living a long, good life (like reality right now)? Die (I’m reading too much into these.)</p>
<p>KEEPING THIS THREAD ALIVE!</p>
<p>Would you rather be stuck at the top of a Ferris Wheel during an earthquake or a thunderstorm (with lightning)?</p>
<p>Thunderstorm. Aren’t ferris wheels protected against those?</p>
<p>Would you rather fly like Superman or swim like Aquaman?</p>
<p>^Superman.
I mean, is that even a question?</p>
<p>Would you rather read upside down or in a moving car [80 mph]?</p>
<p>Read upside-down (the book, or me, or both?) </p>
<p>Are those two things supposed to be difficult / hurt me?</p>
<p>Would you rather never get scared again or never be sad again?</p>
<p>Never get scared again. </p>
<p>Would you rather be unable to speak or unable to read?</p>
<p>Unable to read. I mean, I can already barely do that.</p>
<p>Would you rather be great at Math or great at English?</p>
<p>Great at math. </p>
<p>Would you rather wear purple Crocs for the rest of your life or legally change your name to something embarrassing?</p>
<p>Embarrassing name. I’d like to have sex in my lifetime.</p>
<p>Would you rather be funny or be charming?</p>
<p>That’s a tough one, but I think I’m going with funny.</p>
<p>Would you rather live with no Internet or no music?</p>
<p>No music. I don’t think I like music as much as most people.</p>
<p>Would you rather never watch TV again, or only be able to watch channels you don’t like?</p>
<p>Never watch TV again. Netflix.</p>
<p>Would you rather live in North Korea or Siberia?</p>
<p>North Korea, I guess…</p>
<p>Would you rather marry a racist or a sexist?</p>
<p>Siberia all day, saying that North Korea is in social and political ruins is an understatement.</p>
<p>Would you rather never be able to eat your favorite food again or be forced to have it for every meal for the rest of your life?</p>
<p>A racist, and never able to eat it again. </p>
<p>Would you rather not eat for a week or not sleep for a week?</p>
<p>Not eat I guess. I’m pretty sure you’d with w/o sleep but you have a chance w/o food.</p>
<p>Would you rather marry a black man or a Jew (assume you live in the 1830s)?</p>