<p>Okay, #38 is just absolutely hilarous. x2.</p>
<p>Well.
You're dumb.</p>
<p>LOL at #94.</p>
<p>Dear Applicant No. 2417,</p>
<p>It is our pleasure to inform you that you have not made it to our institution.
There are many other great institutions waiting for you. Try your nearest community college. I hope this helps.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Admishizzle.</p>
<p>Dear applicant,</p>
<p>We are pleased that you took the time (and your money) to apply for admission at ______ University. Please remember, when reviewing applications, we look at each applicant individually to find his flaws and decide who has the least. Again, thank you for applying for Freshman admission and we are pleased to inform you that we spent your application fee very well. Not all students are as original as you are. That is something we consider in all applications. For better or for worse, in your case, mostly for worse, you are just too 'original' for us. We did not know that "Long Distance Peeing" was a Varsity sport. Nor do we understand why we received a recomendation from your mom explaining how special you are to her. As for your Personal Statement, 15 hours a week of time spent with your girlfriend is not what we had in mind. Most colleges would deny you right off the bat due to your low test scores and gpa (1350/2400 3.0w). But we looked closer at your application and noticed you were black. Due to your Under-represented Minority Status and because we have too many Asians and whites, I am pleased to admit you to Harvard. </p>
<p>Signed.</p>
<p>^^^ummm, no. isn't this thread supposed to consist of "rejection" letters?</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
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<p>K W L M F</p>
<p>Guess quickly! Your Hangman is dying. :)</p>
<p>Best wishes,
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>lol at #107!</p>
<p>lol 107..............</p>
<p>Haha that was rich :D</p>
<p>haha nice one</p>
<p>i laughed for like 3 minutes at 103.</p>
<p>Dear student,
Thankyou for applying to I.V.Y College. I am sure you must be nervous about our decision. You must realize that our acceptance rate is around -10% and it is impossible to admit students who cannot win Nobel Prizes.
You seem to be an extremely talented boy. Straight A's , superb extra curriculars(The Dean was extremely impressed to see that you have won a U.N Simulation Conference!). The Admissions Committee are also extremely pleased with your leadership qualities. Afterall , not everyone can be student council president.We also respect your financial needs and clarify that we don't give a damn about how rich or poor you are. After chewing over your application we have reached the unanimous decision that you CANNOT be accepted to our prestigious college. I know , I know..You must be feeling really crap.But cheer up! Think of the $ 75 you and other jerks like you paid us..We promise to use these resources to build up our already overblown reputation. We will also send your application to the smallest community college in the country and if you are lucky you might get in!</p>
<p>Please dont bother to write to us!</p>
<p>Your Sincerely,
Mr X7Z
I.V.Y Admissions Committee</p>
<p>PS:- DONT EVEN TRY SUING US! MORE THEN 10 U.S PRESIDENTS HAVE STUDIED IN THIS COLLEGE!</p>
<p>Dear student,</p>
<p>Congratulations! As we can see from your 9.0 GP, 2400 SAT and the fact that you found a cure for cancer and AIDS, you must be an exceptionally bright student. Sorry to reject you. We got a unanimous tip to check your Facebook. You think you can fool us into thinking you're black? </p>
<p>Sincerely,
Adcom</p>
<p>Dear student,</p>
<p>.....you've got to be kidding</p>
<p>No love,
University of Your Dreams</p>
<p>I made some of these last year when college admissions came about. </p>
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Deer Joan Doo
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<p>I is wondering why yoo deecided too apply too my college. It is my college! Unfortunataly, I need too reject yoo for that yoor essa had too manatee speeling errors. Have a nice life!
Homer Simpson</p>
<pre><code> Massachussetts Institute of Technology
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<p>Dear Stanley Oppenhiemer,
As you must know, we had 15,987 applicants to our school this year, we only plan to except exactly 1,776 of them to show our wonderful patriotism for America & our love for mathematics. Also as you must know, being part of the International Mathematics Olympiad Team or some other prestigious **** like that.. this is 11.1% & since we cant accept a third of a person, we must round to the closest whole number: 1,776. We also cant have a school filled with 1600-SAT, 14 AP-packed, math olympiad kids.. that wouldnt be right! So, we, the Admissions Committee have chosen to reject you. Something to get off my chest, we learned from your essay & teacher recommendations that you have a girlfriend! Sorry, we only accept nerds! Go to Cal Tech!!
-MIT Admissions Officer</p>
<pre><code> California Institute of Technology
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<p>Dear Stanley Oppenhiemer,
Congratulations! You have been accepted to our fine institution. We can assure you this was a very tough application process. We have desired to accept approximately 1,969 applicants, since this was... you can guess it! Yes, Woodstock! This was the year I went off to get high after getting rejected from this school. I went to some school called MIT. I have come to persuade you that if you happen to receive a fat letter from MIT, that it is also a toxic one. That school will make sure you dump your hot girlfriend. In fact, while your math & science abilities are astounding, the reason why we have chosen to accept you, Mr. Oppenheimer, is that maybe you can teach some of the people in my & (hopefully) your school how to get laid. Congratulations!
-Caltech Admissions Officer</p>
<pre><code> Washington University in St. Louis
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<p>Dear Greg Lansing,
We were extremely impressed with the novel you got published last summer. It seems like you really put a lot of thought into a story about a cowboy who goes to space. We liked it too much... you know how this works by now! You live in New Jersey. You looked at rankings & thought, Hey, I need a safety school... why not pick that dinky place in the Midwest. That will make me feel better if I dont get into Princeton or Northwestern. A lot better! Even though you may not realize that those schools are inferior to my school & while you are an impressive applicant & most schools of my caliber would send you Likely Letters... we are putting you on our Waitlist. Have a nice life!
-WUSTL Admissions Officer</p>
<p>I did a few more but these were some of my favorites, took some stress off during the college admission season, haha</p>
<p>Dear Student, </p>
<p>Please call 1-617-861-3962 to receive your admissions decision. </p>
<p>Sincerely,
Dean of Admissions </p>
<p>(That is the rejection hotline! You guys should call it, it is very entertaining.Rejection</a> Hotline - Numbers and Cities)</p>
<p>Never seen that before =P</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>We just aren't that into you.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Your top choice school.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>Sincerely,
We Accepted Your Best Friend</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Thank you for you $60 contribution to help grow our endowment. We appreciate your donation and assistance in lowering our acceptance rate for US News. We hope for your business again next year when you hopelessly apply as a transfer.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Admissions Staff (insert name here) University</p>