<p>Dear din-na,</p>
<p>Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee</p>
<p>Dear studend,</p>
<p>We think you meant to send this application to the burger place next door. The burger place next door in return sent this rejection letter to us. As a service we feel the need to notifiy you about the matter.</p>
<p>lol at #139!</p>
<p>Dear Rejected,</p>
<p>You get the point.</p>
<p>BTW thanks for the 70, I can finally get a haircut.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Bald guy with a red pen.</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>Wait, your application was a joke, wasn't it? Or did you really mean to apply?</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>I know that you have not yet sent in your application, but I just wanted to tell you beforehand not to. You're going to be rejected anyways, so why waste $65? </p>
<p>Love,
MIT</p>
<p>Dear mj93,</p>
<p>You are clearly too good to actually come to this college. We'll just send you a degree next week.</p>
<p>With all sincerity,
Harvard U</p>
<p>^LOL!!
this thread is awesome</p>
<p>Dear Applicant, </p>
<p>Your $60 will be used wisely for my 16 year olds college fund. </p>
<p>Thnx</p>
<p>Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>or </p>
<p>Dear Applicant, </p>
<p>YOUR VIDEO AND PHOTOS WERE VERY HELPFUL. BUT WE LIKED YOU A LITTLE TOO MUCH IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. IN ORDER NOT TO GET SUED AND SUCH WE REGRETFULLY HAVE TO REJECT YOU. </p>
<p>BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I'M SORRY</p>
<p>XOXOXO</p>
<p>DEAN</p>
<p>Dear Applicant</p>
<p>LOL ROFL LMAO OMG OMG !</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Not-For-You University</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Motion denied.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Dean of Admissions, Harvard Law School.</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>Congratulations! You've been accepted to .....</p>
<p>Signed.</p>
<p>A month later.....</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>You're fired.</p>
<p>Signed.</p>
<p>Dear applicant, </p>
<p>I didn't get accepted here either.</p>
<p>Sincerly, </p>
<p>Dean of admissions</p>
<p>^haha lollol</p>
<p>Deer Applicant,</p>
<p>Ha ha... Bye bye..</p>
<p>Deer Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>i read it again.. and it looks so STUPID</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>Copy:talk.collegeconfidential.com
Paste:Applicant's "acceptance" letter
"""
Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>Congratulations! You've been accepted to .....</p>
<p>Signed.</p>
<p>A month later.....</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>You're fired.</p>
<p>Signed.
"""</p>
<p>Dean of Admissions and Head of College Confidential</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>It is applicants like you that improve our selectivity index, and for that I would like to thank you. We owe you one. But DEFINITELY not enough to let you in. </p>
<p>Harvard</p>
<p>Dear student, </p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Harvard</p>
<p>Dear student, </p>
<p>Is that really you in the picture? Very nice. How much? </p>
<p>Sincerely,
Borat
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>ACCESS DENIED</p>
<p>^^ in big bold letters.. centered</p>