<p>this thread is about writing your own rejection letter. I hope some of you guys get letters that are this mean.</p>
<p>This thread is repetitive and boring.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Some people want to have it
(for the love of [Univ.X])
Some people really need it...
(for the love of [Univ.X])</p>
<p>...but YOU'RE FIRED!</p>
<p>Adcom</p>
<p>[probably too much "The Apprentice" taking its toll]</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,
We are truly honored to have read your application. It was unlike any other applicant we've ever seen before. Your personal statements, standardized test scores, and other various academic achievements were stellar. It is my great pleasure, however, to say that you weren't enough for this university. What you provide is insufficient and not enough. You weren't over 9000, therefore YOU ARE EPIC FAIL.</p>
<p>Sincerley,
Dean of Admissions
Rod Steele, Ph.D.</p>
<p>Dear Name,</p>
<p>:(</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Adm. Commitee</p>
<p>Rejection</a> Letter</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>NO.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>One does not simply <a href="http://i29.tinypic.com/i3dzit.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://i29.tinypic.com/i3dzit.jpg</a> their way into Mordor!</p>
<p>Sincerely,
The Dark Lord Sauron</p>
<p>they finally moved this thread here</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>gg</p>
<p>-adcom</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>After careful review of your application for admission, we sincerely regret to inform you that we are not able to offer you admission for the Fall Quarter 2008. PCC continues to receive more applications for admission than we can accommodate in our freshman class. We had 99,000 Applicants and unfortunately, we could only admit 98,999 of those students. That's right. Our admissions percentage was a staggering 99.99898989898989898989898989899%, down from last years 99.998989898989898989898989899%.</p>
<p>Each application is unique, and each student presents wonderful attributes and potential. Our work is extraordinarily difficult: admission officers thoroughly review each application and carefully balance grades, coursework, test scores, honors, awards, community service, leadership, and work experience. Admission officers also consider the opportunities and challenges students face while achieving so much in their schools and communities.</p>
<p>Ultimately, no single attribute or achievement guarantees admission—there are simply too many well-qualified, accomplished, and capable applicants for the number of freshman spaces available at PCC. We are confident your accomplishments will earn you entrance at another outstanding college or university.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
G.ary G.
PCC Ad Com</p>
<p>After careful review of your application for admission, we sincerely regret to inform you that you have been accepted.</p>
<p>Acceptance..?</p>
<p>Hahaha, these were so hilarious! So this is how the system works in the USA? You get a personalised letter from the university? Here in the UK, we apply online via UCAS and universities can either give you a conditional offer (sometimes unconditional) or reject you. So you get a log-in ID and password and just check everyday. If they reject you it just says "unsuccessful", you do not get given a reason or anything...If you are really desperate to know, you can always contact the admissions team at the university that has rejected you!</p>
<p>Haha! That sucks.</p>
<p>No, we don't get personalized letters. Every rejectee gets the same letter.</p>
<p>Dear applicant,</p>
<p>Congratulations! After carefully reviewing your application, we have decided to offer you a spot as a hallway sweeper. This, as you know, is a tremendous honor, as only the bottom 5% of our applications receive this offer. I wish you luck and see you around campus!</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<hr>
<p>Dear applicant,</p>
<p>You may have thought that, given the thickness of this envelope, it contained an acceptance letter. We apologize for getting your hopes up. You see, we took a look at your English grades and critical reading SAT score, and after convulsing with laughter, we thought that the language of our standard rejection letter might cause some confusion. Therefore, along with this letter, we have included a series of 27 cat macros, which should help indicate what our decision is.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Dean of ABCollege</p>
<p><em>a parody of the video u see if ur accepted to Duke showing a bunch of random ppl talking about how happy they were when they got accepted</em></p>
<p>"When I got that thin envelope I was absolutely devastated."
"It felt like it was the end of the world."
"I was all happy and excited to finally log into XYZ's admission status account because I thought I would get in, but then the big red REJECTED letters completely crushed all my hope and self-confidence."
"I had all my family and friends sitting around me as I checked my status, and I felt so embarrassed seeing that I wasn't even waitlisted--just outright rejected in front of all of them."</p>
<p>etc</p>
<p>I found this hilarious:
<a href="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d158/Guy__Incognito/Rejectionblur.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d158/Guy__Incognito/Rejectionblur.jpg</a></p>
<p>^^hahahahaha</p>