<p>Alrite, I got a math teacher that I would like to give a Xmas present to. He is a big fan of the Yankees and that is his only hobby that I know of. He also coaches baseball. And he got a 2 year old son. And he is in his early 30s.
Is there a present that I can get within the next week or so for him that would be good? I dont know much about baseball so any suggestions would be awesome. </p>
<p>Thank you lots. :)</p>
<p>Get him a Yankees Skull Cap, should be about $10 bucks at Wal Mart.</p>
<p>IS there anything else I can get for him that is not as generic? I mean everyone can buy a cap from wal-mart...I want something more special...</p>
<p>Thanks lots</p>
<p>how about a yankee poster or bumper sticker?</p>
<p>something making fun of the Red Sox.</p>
<p>oh i have the best idea for ^what jimmyeatworld711 said
my friend gave a birthday card to my other friend, who is a bosox fan, with a joke that puts down the red sox (but it would work well giving it to a yankee fan who dislikes the red sox as well)
so give ur teacher a card with the joke:</p>
<p>A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. </p>
<p>Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. </p>
<p>The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan." </p>
<p>"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" </p>
<p>"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. </p>
<p>The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan. </p>
<p>"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" </p>
<p>The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" </p>
<p>A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan." </p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>wow, that is classic. I am totally going to write that on the card...</p>