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i didnt know if that was a joke or not? because pounds is british money...
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<p>I meant that since for whatever reason they decided to make it £ instead of $ it was an international award rather than national.</p>
<p>I'm not a moron, even if I am a British citizen :).</p>
<p>Oh yeah? I won twenty seven so far... from ten different countries. I'm typing this on my 300 foot yacht as we speak. </p>
<p>The money I donated to Harvard for their new science wing(which of course they named after me) got me that private golf game and dinner with the Chancellor and Dean of Admissions... we talked about which finals club I was liable to be tapped for following my acceptance.</p>
<p>Barack Obama wrote my recommendation letters after I funded most of his campaign in key swing states. He still owes me a lot more now that he's president. </p>
<p>Stuff money can get you these days...</p>
<p>AAahaha eatingfood you KNOW I won't need any money for that excursion, we're roughing it and bumming our way across the world.</p>
<p>Ah, well you could use it post excursion then to buy a house with massive acreage in Canada!</p>
<p>Hmmm, and a car to sleep 2, some gasoline, and maybe a portable heater as well. ;]</p>
<p>^Lol, 63 acres doesn't exactly qualify as MASSIVE acreage, btw. LOL.
And it needs to be a superfuel efficient car btw, like yours, except with room for a mattress, lololol because the mattress is the ONE cheating part of the trip I would tolerate. And the curtains are okkkkk I guess. I don't want a heater though, I think we'd find ways to stay warm ;]</p>
<p>Bah, I typed out a nice long reply but accidentally clicked out :[ </p>
<p>Anyhow, the gist of it (here in a severely shortened form) was something like:</p>
<p>A) .5 x .5 km is still pretty nice, but with £ 1,628,360.00 you could probably buy more, and that more would be massive.
B) We wouldn't need a heater since it'd in the summer, silly of me to even mention it, lol. Oh, and you apparently give off no body heat so I'd be the one supplying all the warmth, lol.
C) Ah, really hard to get car, lol. How about we just go for a fusion powered luxury motor home, haha? And if we go with a more feasible vehicle then I would think that a simple mat would suffice, since we'd in part be roughing it ;]
D) Your car gets what, like 30 mpg? Since it's apparently way roomier than mine we could just use that, but first we'd try out my car and see if that would work.
E) I had some other stuff that I originally wrote and a bunch of brilliant witticisms (along with a large helping of sly sexual remarks) to boot, but it's late now, I should have gone to sleep 15 minutes ago, and I don't really wanna set em up againto reproduce them, so this bare bones message will have to do. ;]</p>
<p>^Lololol why were you still awake? Ahaah.
Well you should post again today and elaborate on your post, baahah.
Eh, though, I don't want to do a motor home, that'd be waaaay too easy and practically like cheating.</p>
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D) Your car gets what, like 30 mpg? Since it's apparently way roomier than mine we could just use that, but first we'd try out my car and see if that would work.
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Yeah, I think I had suggested using my car at some point earlier, lol, and actually it gets more like 38 highway mgp, so that would be all right. ALTHOUGH, seems like a total waste to leave your 2898398 mpg car just sitting there while using up waaaay more gas to run my car. Lol.</p>
<p>Hmmm, yeah, but if my car can't comfortably sleep two people for extended periods of time, it'll be a tad hard for both of us in there... the best it can do is mostly reclined seat (I tested it out this morning, haha), which wasn't too bad yesterday, I guess -- with blankets and a good headpillow it would be fine... the divider in the middle prevents is from, <em>ahem</em>, cuddling comfortably though. :[</p>
<p>AAaahahah we'll seriously have to get rid of that seat divider, then, or the whole trip wouldn't be HALF as fun!
Hm, let me go see if I can actually do the seat-foldy-down thing that I told you about, it would make my car eeeeenormous.</p>
<p>OMGOMGOMGOMG. Okay so my car is now like a bazillion times cooler than I ever thought it was, lol. So, I thought only like 2/3 of the back seat thing would fold down, and i thought they'd only fold down like halfwayish and be on a bit higher level than the trunk space [which is already ridiculously huge]. BUUUUT. Actually the whole backseat thing folds ALL the way down and makes like a huge level surface perfect for sleeping and whatnot. It's like... 4 feet wide at least and I can eaaasily lay in there stretched out and it's still quite a bit longer of a space than my whole body. So. We're definitely taking my car, and it has no dividers, ahaha ;]</p>
<p>Stretched out including hands above the head or stretched out just from top of the head to toes? I'm like a foot taller than you, I think, so I'd need a little more room, length wise...</p>
<p>Ah, how high is it to the ceiling? Could we fit a mat (or even a mattress? :o) in there and not be squished?</p>
<p>Ok, it's decided then -- we'll take your car. ;] Although that leaves us with the question of what we'd do with my car if and when we meet in whatever Texan town we decided on before... how do you feel about simply driving over and picking me up here in Phoenix (or, by the same note, I can go to GA and leave my car there [to the baffled chagrin of your parents I bet], but let's ignore that possibilty for now ;]).</p>
<p>Hmm it would be probably just a bit shorter than if i had my hands stretched out above my head as far as possible, lol. But I don't think most people [buuut maybe you do, i dunno, lol] sleep like stretched straight out anyway, so I don't think the length of the space would really be a problem. Uhhhm the height of like the end half of the space [which is technically in the trunk] is like 2 feet, and then the upper half is in the middle of the car really so idk how high it is, just all the way to the top of the car.
Ah, though, I don't know about a whole MATTRESS fitting, hahah, we could have lots of rrrreally thick blankets though [although maybe not since you said it'd be in the summer, so blankets are kind of unneccessary except to serve as a mattress, lol].
LOL we can just leave your car in Texas! Aahaha. Yeah, my parents definitely wouldn't really appreciate the whole "wow whose random car is this in our driveway wth?" thing, lol. Aaaha we really should meet in the middle though, because my car already gets not-so-hot gas mileage, so we shouldn't waste the good qualities of YOUR car by having me drive all the way over there! Lol.</p>
<p>Lol, leaving my car for an extended period of time somewhere would be a tad difficult to say the least, though -- I doubt we could just park it in a parking lot somewhere and hope that it doesn't get towed, and if the property owners would be ok with that it would still get stolen (fully or partially) lickity split, which... wouldn't be fun, lol.</p>
<p>Ah, and I sleep sometimes with my arm kinda around my head behind the pillow, but not fully extended, so I think I would still fit... if not, I could always curl up or something, I guess -- I've ha dto sleep in cramped places before, and I managed to do that then without too much difficulty.</p>
<p>Lol, ok you can leave it at my house. Eh, and it really wouldn't be cramped, the space is like.. enoooormous. If I ever find my camera [lol] I'll send you a picture, OR better yet, I could actually measure the space haha. It really is huge, like, really. I think it's definitely more space than our future selves had in their Trailblazer, if that gives you a better idea, haha.</p>
<p>Hey, have you sent in your college apps yet? If not you should definitely put this on your list of achievements. It is very impressive.</p>
<p>Haha, wow, that is pretty big, haha. I think I've seen a pic of your car... from behind though, or something, and it seemed pretty small then, so I dunno... you should definitely find you camera and take some interior pics, though.</p>
<p>Well, it's good to know that we'd both fit, haha. ;]</p>
<p>Lol, and I totally said to ignore the parents thing! That would require an umpteen billion hour drive for me [alone, lol -- the burden should be shared equally, methinks ;p]... something you, I think, with your far vaster driving experience, would be better equipped to handle! ;P</p>
<p>Well. Hey guys.</p>
<p>Well, hai thar Poseur.</p>