<ol>
<li>you trim your pubic hair every other night after you shower as a superstitious ritual to assure acceptance...</li>
</ol>
<p>too much info....:)</p>
<p>lol, indeed too much</p>
<p>You've got the craziest superstitions, my friend.</p>
<ol>
<li>when the princeton viewbook featuring pictures of the beautiful campus is lying in your bathroom with the pages stuck together...</li>
</ol>
<p>Wow. And I thought I was in love with Princeton...</p>
<p>you have no idea cautiouspessimism...the viewbook has entirely replaced the issues of penthouse i use to keep next to the toilet</p>
<p>lol, rickster i love ya, a bit over the top, but funny, my kind of person</p>
<p>to change the direction of this conversation...
35. You have picked out on pustore.com what you will buy everyone on your xmas list if you get in.</p>
<ol>
<li>(In honor of rickster) You create Princeton Porn featuring buildings.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>you just can't get your mind out of those gothic gutters</li>
</ol>
<p>1- After coming home you immidiately check the Princeton forum on CC
2- You constantly hit refresh to see any updates
3- You have suddenly started to love orange and black
4- When people say NJ is the worst you point out that it has Pton or defend NJ
5- People tell you "you are DEF in", and you think "are they nuts"...or "only if they knew how hard Pton is"
6- You understand what Pton stands for
7- You know what eating clubs are
8- You know Harvard and Yale aren't the top two schools in the country
9-you count down the days more than once a day
10- you have feelings one day, "there's a chance of opening that envelope, and YES" and the next: "who am i kidding?"
11-you have dreamt about Princeton in the last week. (I have dreamt of being on campus)
12-have A Beautiful Mind music in your head, (even though you are not a Beautiful Mind kool-aid drinker)
13- check your online application "post-submit" page more than twice in the last week, in some vain attempt to gain some notification info.
14. you frequently daydream about the surreal, the too-good-to-believe moment of opening the big,white,lovely envelope, and fainting at the word "congratulations"
15. Think the people who wrote 1-14 just read your mind.
16. Are on this site at 1 am on Saturday and your friends are rolling their eyes in utter disgust
17-Your friends including your fellow EDers (Columbia) tell you to, "relax, don't think about it" --if it were only that easy
18- You have seen all movies even vaugely related to pton (I.Q., A Beautiful Mind, Spanglish) at least 50x each, and can quote This Side of Paradise by heart.
19 - You have read "Fermat's Last Thereom" at least 5 times and Andrew Wiles is your favorite mathematicians.
20 - 'Tigger' is your favorite character in Winnie the Pooh.
21- You are doing a daily countdown...even though there is no official date to countdown to
22 - People have begun to avoid you because you won't shut up about Princeton and how awesome it is
23 - In every single conversation with other people you are constantly trying to find a way to connect the story to Pton or get on the topic...
24 - You actually read 24 you know you are applying ED to Pton if statements.
25 - Your only real connection with current events in the world is the Prince.
26- You look up to past Princetonians as your role models
27 - This week (Dec 5th ~ Dec 11th) is the slowest week ever in your life.
28. You have random spazouts from time to time when you start shaking going: let me know let me know. Your family is used to it and calls it P-ton pox.
29. You have the uncanny ability to detect the word Princeton when it comes up during conversation- no matter how far away the conversation is from you.
30. You hate people who you think are way more brilliant than you are who are applying
31.you have these vivid, palpable fantasies of receiving an acceptance letter and get carried away until you suddenly snap back to reality and realize that you're jinxing yourself.
32. you become extremely supersticious when it comes to anything related to college acceptances
33. You have picked out on <a href="http://www.pustore.com%5B/url%5D">www.pustore.com</a> what you will buy everyone on your xmas list if you get in.</p>
<p>1- After coming home you immidiately check the Princeton forum on CC
2- You constantly hit refresh to see any updates
3- You have suddenly started to love orange and black
4- When people say NJ is the worst you point out that it has Pton or defend NJ
5- People tell you "you are DEF in", and you think "are they nuts"...or "only if they knew how hard Pton is"
6- You understand what Pton stands for
7- You know what eating clubs are
8- You know Harvard and Yale aren't the top two schools in the country
9-you count down the days more than once a day
10- you have feelings one day, "there's a chance of opening that envelope, and YES" and the next: "who am i kidding?"
11-you have dreamt about Princeton in the last week. (I have dreamt of being on campus)
12-have A Beautiful Mind music in your head, (even though you are not a Beautiful Mind kool-aid drinker)
13- check your online application "post-submit" page more than twice in the last week, in some vain attempt to gain some notification info.
14. you frequently daydream about the surreal, the too-good-to-believe moment of opening the big,white,lovely envelope, and fainting at the word "congratulations"
15. Think the people who wrote 1-14 just read your mind.
16. Are on this site at 1 am on Saturday and your friends are rolling their eyes in utter disgust
17-Your friends including your fellow EDers (Columbia) tell you to, "relax, don't think about it" --if it were only that easy
18- You have seen all movies even vaugely related to pton (I.Q., A Beautiful Mind, Spanglish) at least 50x each, and can quote This Side of Paradise by heart.
19 - You have read "Fermat's Last Thereom" at least 5 times and Andrew Wiles is your favorite mathematicians.
20 - 'Tigger' is your favorite character in Winnie the Pooh.
21- You are doing a daily countdown...even though there is no official date to countdown to
22 - People have begun to avoid you because you won't shut up about Princeton and how awesome it is
23 - In every single conversation with other people you are constantly trying to find a way to connect the story to Pton or get on the topic...
24 - You actually read 24 you know you are applying ED to Pton if statements.
25 - Your only real connection with current events in the world is the Prince.
26- You look up to past Princetonians as your role models
27 - This week (Dec 5th ~ Dec 11th) is the slowest week ever in your life.
28. You have random spazouts from time to time when you start shaking going: let me know let me know. Your family is used to it and calls it P-ton pox.
29. You have the uncanny ability to detect the word Princeton when it comes up during conversation- no matter how far away the conversation is from you.
30. You hate people who you think are way more brilliant than you are who are applying
31.you have these vivid, palpable fantasies of receiving an acceptance letter and get carried away until you suddenly snap back to reality and realize that you're jinxing yourself.
32. you become extremely supersticious when it comes to anything related to college acceptances
33. You have picked out on <a href="http://www.pustore.com%5B/url%5D">www.pustore.com</a> what you will buy everyone on your xmas list if you get in.
34. Even though you know the acceptances are not going to be mailed for a week, your heart skips a beat when you open the mailbox and continues to beat really fast till you go through all the envelopes and realize that you acceptance is not here yet</p>
<p>1- After coming home you immidiately check the Princeton forum on CC
2- You constantly hit refresh to see any updates
3- You have suddenly started to love orange and black
4- When people say NJ is the worst you point out that it has Pton or defend NJ
5- People tell you "you are DEF in", and you think "are they nuts"...or "only if they knew how hard Pton is"
6- You understand what Pton stands for
7- You know what eating clubs are
8- You know Harvard and Yale aren't the top two schools in the country
9-you count down the days more than once a day
10- you have feelings one day, "there's a chance of opening that envelope, and YES" and the next: "who am i kidding?"
11-you have dreamt about Princeton in the last week. (I have dreamt of being on campus)
12-have A Beautiful Mind music in your head, (even though you are not a Beautiful Mind kool-aid drinker)
13- check your online application "post-submit" page more than twice in the last week, in some vain attempt to gain some notification info.
14. you frequently daydream about the surreal, the too-good-to-believe moment of opening the big,white,lovely envelope, and fainting at the word "congratulations"
15. Think the people who wrote 1-14 just read your mind.
16. Are on this site at 1 am on Saturday and your friends are rolling their eyes in utter disgust
17-Your friends including your fellow EDers (Columbia) tell you to, "relax, don't think about it" --if it were only that easy
18- You have seen all movies even vaugely related to pton (I.Q., A Beautiful Mind, Spanglish) at least 50x each, and can quote This Side of Paradise by heart.
19 - You have read "Fermat's Last Thereom" at least 5 times and Andrew Wiles is your favorite mathematicians.
20 - 'Tigger' is your favorite character in Winnie the Pooh.
21- You are doing a daily countdown...even though there is no official date to countdown to
22 - People have begun to avoid you because you won't shut up about Princeton and how awesome it is
23 - In every single conversation with other people you are constantly trying to find a way to connect the story to Pton or get on the topic...
24 - You actually read 24 you know you are applying ED to Pton if statements.
25 - Your only real connection with current events in the world is the Prince.
26- You look up to past Princetonians as your role models
27 - This week (Dec 5th ~ Dec 11th) is the slowest week ever in your life.
28. You have random spazouts from time to time when you start shaking going: let me know let me know. Your family is used to it and calls it P-ton pox.
29. You have the uncanny ability to detect the word Princeton when it comes up during conversation- no matter how far away the conversation is from you.
30. You hate people who you think are way more brilliant than you are who are applying
31.you have these vivid, palpable fantasies of receiving an acceptance letter and get carried away until you suddenly snap back to reality and realize that you're jinxing yourself.
32. you become extremely supersticious when it comes to anything related to college acceptances
33. You have picked out on <a href="http://www.pustore.com%5B/url%5D">www.pustore.com</a> what you will buy everyone on your xmas list if you get in.
34. Even though you know the acceptances are not going to be mailed for a week, your heart skips a beat when you open the mailbox and continues to beat really fast till you go through all the envelopes and realize that you acceptance is not here yet
35. you already hate rutgers</p>
<p>31 is awesome and so true</p>
<p>34...I thought I was the only one who did that!</p>
<p>you're not alone pyramid....</p>
<p>I wish I could say the same thing about the pubic hair ritual, but well...
you aren't alone in spirit?</p>
<p>i went completely bald last night, you can only trim so much before there's nothing left....</p>
<p>oh no! what are you going to do now? Trim other people's pubic hair? Ask for donations?</p>