<p>when you and your friends play bridge 25/8</p>
<p>imiracle if you meant me, then it sure was...there was a school-wide announcement in my honor reminding everyone that bandanas are ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED!</p>
<p>imiaracle911, actually that val isn't me. It's my friend in a brooklyn HS that is almost 95% black/hispanic.</p>
<p>is that a slur stating blacks and hispanics are dumb and not academically talented?</p>
<p>the average kid drives a $30,000-50,000 car(s)</p>
<p>"is that a slur stating blacks and hispanics are dumb and not academically talented?"</p>
<p>No. That is not what I'm saying. Some blacks and hispanics are pretty gifted in my school, just not in his.</p>
<p>your physics teacher is 95 and came out of retirement to teach because the previous teacher was fired for beating his wife.
your physics class is still on chapter 4 out of 40 chapters midyear because your teacher is ancient.</p>
<p>^ 4 out of 40????? jeez////</p>
<p>yeaa its the biggest joke of a class ever. we've had 3 tests and a midterm and they were all open notebook/textbook. during lab periods we blast rap music on the laptops b/c he cant even like hear the music.</p>
<p>in my school they also do this keg race where you have to drink an amount of kegs according to your grad year (this year 106, last year 105) between jan.-june so half the senior class comes drunk to school after lunch.....ridiculous</p>
<p>p.s. this thread is really funny</p>
<p>dang all these schools are crazy....</p>
<p>These schools are crazy, mine isn't that bad, but...
-when AP gov consists of watching West Wing reruns
-the prom queen is pregnant
-the guy that gave the speech at graduation was the father
- a ninth grade teacher was married three times. Two of his wives were his former students
- when your AP English teacher starts crying in class about how we were not "independant readers"
- there were thirty pregnacies last year
-a group of kids broke into the school records through the school website and copied everyones social security numbers onto a disk
- the last dance ws cancelled because at the prevoius dance everyone showed up drunk and one kid passed out in the parking lot</p>
<p>when the kids bounce lasers off the assistant principal's blad head</p>
<p>alright then--- your school is crazy!!!! ahhh why is everybody pregnant!?!?</p>
<p>...when you've never met your AP English teacher. </p>
<p>(lone wolf cryyyy) :( :( :(</p>
<p>wait how did you never meet your teacher its january?? thats funny as hell though</p>
<p>Hahaha... that was last year. I had subs the whole year.</p>
<p>(Maybe it's a substitute teacher that's been teaching all year?)</p>
<p>...when your teacher leaves for three months to give birth to a baby girl, and a substitute takes over her geometry class and makes all of the students write three-page papers on proving triangles instead of assigning math problems for homework. the students reported him to the administration...</p>
<p>hhahahaha that must've been a joke then so thats pretty awesome....oh i remembered something else thats crazy about my school--</p>
<ol>
<li>kids steal 30+ packs of homemade cookies from the cafeteria a day just to sell them for half price to freshman and only make a profit of about $3 total. </li>
<li>we're pretty sure one of the english teachers gets wasted on her free periods because she reeks of alcohol and stumbles into the classroom every so often</li>
</ol>
<p>Your school is bad when half of the kids can't speak english. The district spends 5 million dollars on a football field, an additional 3 millions on a football practice field because the 5 million dollar one is too expensive for practices. And your text books are sometimes copyrighted before your parents were born. Plus nearly 85% of the teachers are complete idiots. Don't you just love public education?</p>
<p>Your school is bad when it hides a dungeon for the tortured students.</p>