<p>-Christian protests in front of school that scream hate against gays, jewish people, African Americans, and anybody who isn't white
-full drug search with dogs and people go to the bathroom to flush their stuff(now they put us on lockdown when they do searches)
- over 10 bomb threats in a span of 2 weeks
- can't have a backpack, only clear bags because of weapons and bombs
- built right next to the dump(i can count dumptrucks from the window)
- multiple guns brought to school
- refuse to allow the band to raise money to go on trips bc they won't give us any money, but the football team has brand new equipment and green grass
- cars broken into in the parkinglot, they were completely stripped seats, dash, steering wheel, etc.
- changed principals 3 times in last 3 years
- teacher distributed porn on cds to class
- our school is brand new so the building is nice</p>
<p>-When kids claim they don't understand y=mx+b equation in Algebra 2.
-When a senior nods his/her head when he/she knew that moon light is a reflection of the sun light.
-When your honors class is full of druggies/stoners (yet it's not a huge problem because they're SMART, and I actually love them because they're decent human being. You can't judge a book by cover.).
-When someone lists "the party last night" as the current event.
-When 2/3 or kids were failing in Freshmen English, while I, whose English is a second language, had an A.</p>
<p>I think those are about it... it turned out my school is not that bad compared to other schools I see in this board...</p>
<p>Seriously, who would have ever thought that almost every school can have so many problems? Ummm... what % of school do you guys think actually have seriously problems like these?</p>
<p>You know something's definitely wrong when the clocktower outside the high school reads " IIII " instead of " IV " for the number 4. It just popped into my head, but it's been a standing joke ever since the tower was built a few years ago.</p>
<p>I think my school has a surveillance tower (can't tell what's up there, the tower is really skinny and it has a door)</p>
<p>teachers date students.</p>
<p>though we have some young teachers.</p>
<p>-when the newest textbooks are older than you.
-when class discussions in English are usually about whether or not the teacher is a lesbian
-when you end up teaching your math class :o
-when you don't have books or labs in chem class
-when it takes 2 years to cover 1 year's worth of Spanish or French
-when students find cigarettes in desks
-when you have twice as many freshmen as seniors</p>
<p>"When the fire alarm goes off twice a week and everyone has to go outside."</p>
<p>Thats actually not that bad.. our fire alarm goes off atleast once in two days. Plus no one knows if its really a fire, some idiot who just pulled the alarm, a fire drill, or the alarms are screwed up again.</p>
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<li>a soccer coach goes out with a 17 yr old </li>
<li>a guy supposedly rapes a mentally retarded but then its all a hoax</li>
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<p>-when your old bio teacher talks to trees (she named one merlin)
-she skipped school for an appointment last month (yea...for dr. vader?)
-all your private school tuition is spent on watering the grass</p>
<p>you find hard liquor under your teacher's desk.</p>
<p>When you suspect your English teacher is bipolar and blames us all for being horrible people who will end up becoming part of "the system" and "mourns" for us. And then when we fail tests he blames himself and gets depressed and sits on the floor next to his desk. And he gets upset with us for distracting him when he could be writing poetry. And he smells like pot. Funny guy though.</p>
<p>English teacher runs black market with star lineman - anything you want he can get it- Cuban cigar anyone</p>
<p>Ag teacher smokes pot with students and gives out chew.</p>
<p>"You know something's definitely wrong when the clocktower outside the high school reads " IIII " instead of " IV " for the number 4. It just popped into my head, but it's been a standing joke ever since the tower was built a few years ago."</p>
<p>uhhh... you do know that all clocks are like that...</p>
<p>when ur elementary school principal gets arrested for smoking weed - not kidding :)</p>
<p>This has got to be the funniest thread on CC.</p>
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<p>And I started it, how weird!</p>
<p>you spend half of the first quarter outside or in a gym because of constant bomb threats</p>
<p>-When a teacher kicks a black guy out of class; then tells another black dude to go join his "brotha".
-When two people in the photography darkroom are having anal sex.</p>
<p>-when your school cancels your senior pep rally because of a possible gang fight that will occur during it</p>
<p>-when freshmen have sex in the bathroom and on the gym mats</p>
<p>-when there are girls in your honor classes pregnant</p>
<p>-when mirrors in the bathroom are taken down because apparently girls spend too much time fixing themselves instead of being in class</p>
<p>-when gang messages are written on bathroom doors and walls</p>
<p>-when flip flops are not allowed because they may cause injury (ie tripping and falling), but stilleto heels and slippers are allowed</p>
<p>-when students are smoking right outside the school...in groups</p>