You know your school is bad when.......

<p>my current high school:</p>

<p>-- former principal a few years back got arrested and jailed for soliciting a prostitute who was actually an undercover cop (he even gave a "speech" over the announcements on character a few days before that)</p>

<p>-- 2 years ago our chemistry teacher got arrested and jailed for having an "inappropriate" relationship with one of his students.</p>

<p>Not as bad as some of the others, but our AP World class was put in a tiny special education room. It smells like vomit and urine :P</p>

<p>i forgot to add:</p>

<p>when the band teacher (27) has a relationship with a junior girl. They date for 3 years. have a myspace together (complete with kissing pictures). and even sleep in the same room on band trips.</p>

<p>but he never gets fired.</p>

<p>our school cancelled dances because somebody came to the dance with what "seemed to be an alcoholic beverage"
how incredibly dumb.</p>

<p>addition:</p>

<p>when a schoolmate is expelled for starting a huge fight (with another girl that was suspended) and comes back a year later to the back-to-school dance to get back at the same girl and punches a teacher in the face to avoid being restrained (while continuing to attack the girl).</p>

<p>My school was publicized in National TV (I think on 60 minutes) because the reporters found a rat in our cafeteria...that's just great.
Oh, and hey ryfrky07 regarding a comment that you had mad about your comment...I've heard about your school...cuz i live in louisville too...and yeah that teacher is severly mess up!</p>

<p>Your Advanced Biology teacher tells you how to smoke weed through a bong since he was a former druggie.</p>

<p>when a rat runs across your feet in the history class that youre supposed to be learning in but the teacher just interuppted the class to sell candy</p>

<p>when u eat nachos for lunch.....everyday</p>

<p>when you have a wheelchair ramp built outside the school but no other wheelchair ramps anywhere (so u can get to the outside of the school but all your classes better be on the bottom floor!)</p>

<p>when girls go to prom just to fight</p>

<p>when they make the slow kids clean the cafeteria</p>

<p>where one kid can get 3 girls pregnant in the same month</p>

<p>during your 4 yr tenure the first principal quite, 2nd threatened to kill everyone while reading scriptures, and the last was a failed bball coach.</p>

<p>rats, roaches, and not-yo's are the norm.</p>

<p>the back of the trailers is a weed forum, your school is a refugee center and regular kids can only eat during ramadan(muslim holiday)</p>

<p>this thread is depressing me...:(</p>

<p>edit:
some people may think its funny...i thought so too..but it just doesnt sound correct...</p>

<p>"well mine isn't as bad as the ones posted but here are a few
When</p>

<p>you live in one of the richest districts in the US but your school doesn't have the money to put the tiles on the ceiling for a year.</p>

<p>a substitute teacher a black sierra leonian comes and says that you
have to study even after the APs in AP chem class. He even prepared assignments for us to do since we were playing cards.</p>

<p>your school ends on June 24th this year.</p>

<p>people have pride in our school and thinks our school in a very competitive school while it actually isn't.</p>

<p>Only a few go out of state or even bother to apply out of state.</p>

<p>Your principal enforces "No play, but only work" policy after the AP tests in AP classes.</p>

<p>People call you an overachiever when they don't realize that they are either too lazy or stupid.</p>

<p>Your school offers AP statistics as a year-long course and people still don't get over a four.</p>

<p>AP Computer Science AB students get high grades as an A in class but only one or two manage to score three or above.</p>

<p>Blaming your AP teacher is a common procedure instead of blaming yourself for not doing anything.</p>

<p>School internet filtering blocks sites that you need for research.</p>

<p>People take APs with no idea and worry about getting low grades but still don't work.</p>

<p>People think that a low GPA is justified by the fact that you take the 'toughest load of classes' in your school and think your school is pretty competitive.</p>

<p>People go to MUN conferences to 'socialize' than to argue their point.</p>

<p>You need a pass to stay after school unless you are with a teacher.</p>

<p>You can only stay in the cafeteria during lunch. Once you get in the cafeteria you can't get out until the bell rings."</p>

<p>^^^^^^^THIS GIRL SUCKS.^^^^^^^</p>

<p>how do you do quotes</p>

<p>That reminds of my old public school. My biology teacher from 9th grade is currently sleeping with a girl that was in my grade. This has been going on probably since the end of 9th grade, and I found out about it about the end of 10th grade since a girl caught them together. All the teachers know but they can't do anything. My old PE teacher is all about being athletic and stuff but then you go out and see her at a bar smoking cigarettes, and hoping to get picked up by some random guy.</p>

<p>@bluejuels</p>

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<p>just delete the spaces.</p>

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People think that a low GPA is justified by the fact that you take the 'toughest load of classes' in your school and think your school is pretty competitive.

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<p>Umm... "What are my chances?" :p :D</p>

<p>The population in terms of grade distribution, SAT scores, level of class difficulty, and rank is almost bimodal by race (with the intra-school segregation, blacks and whites are seldom found together in classrooms); the highest GPA among blacks in the school is a 3.5 UW, and the top ten percent among blacks goes all the way down to a 2.6 UW for males and 3.3 UW for females. In contrast, the whites are 3.6 UW for males and 3.7 UW for females.
Blacks make up 85% of enrollment in the lowest two levels of classes, and 15% in the upper two levels; the reverse is true for whites. Virtually all of the blacks in the upper two levels are female; the number of male blacks enrolled in AP classes is 11 out of a total of 600.
However, this is a trifling matter compared to some of the situations described above.</p>

<p>more attention is paid to the dress code violation by the valedictorian who wore a rolled up bandana as a headband than to the gothic girl who wore a fishnet shirt over a bra :o</p>

<p>...when you're the valedictorian at your score with an 86 weighted GPA. (This is at my friends HS.)</p>

<p>i'm guessing that val is u. lol
come on hunter city college high school is like amazing. REally good. What's there to complain?</p>