You know your school sucks when...

<p>YOU guide your counselor through the college admissions process.</p>

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<p>Isn’t this true for every high school?</p>

<p>-When people poop in the cafeteria (not joking)
-When you can’t go five feet without seeing a rocket ship drawn somewhere
-AP Physics teacher plays world of warcraft during class and complains about our effort
-Teachers steal cigarettes off kids(one of them got fired though)
-Teacher farts more than we do and laughs and says oops guys, had beans today…and he wonders why the room smells like sh it.
-Kids cheered when a teacher was rushed away in an ambulance
-Bio teacher falls asleep during his own movie. This would good though, cuz then he couldn’t bust our balls when we would sleep. Hilarious though. </p>

<p>thats all for now. I actually like my school, it’s a little too focused on sports but we have a good time</p>

<p>@bob-- We don’t buy our textbooks.</p>

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Oh, well then your school is lucky, it’s not that all other schools are screwed up.</p>

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This is absolutely ridiculous. Who what when where how and why?</p>

<p>There are bomb threats so much that no one seems to take them seriously anymore.</p>

<p>There are seniors in Applied 2 Mathematics (1 level under Algebra).</p>

<p>When boys smear poop on the bathroom walls resulting in the school closing all bathrooms but 1 for boys and 4 for girls. (My schoool has tons of bathrooms btw, so they closed a lot)</p>

<p>When they change the exam exemption policy less than a week before final exams.</p>

<p>when the nice counselor says " no ap for you cuz you are an international "</p>

<p>Thats disgusting!!!</p>

<p>When there’s an actively enforced policy of not letting students take useful classes.</p>

<p>When there’s a plot on the part of admin to make every student come to class on all days of finals, even though it’s not necessary. </p>

<p>When they (do you get the feeling I don’t like the admin? :D) make it so that a perfectly capable student is not allowed to graduate a year early, even though their senior year is going to be tremendously easy*.</p>

<p>When the admin lies to the physics teacher (not that I care for the physics teacher–he’s in on item#1) about the number of people signed up for AP Physics. “Only 1 signed up” “Well, myself and about 15 other people swear that we signed up.” “But only one signed up!” (Are you calling me a liar, dimwit?)</p>

<p>*I mean three easy graduation requirements in the entire year. And filler P/F courses so it looks like he has four classes.</p>

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<p>A lot of people could graduate early at my school, but it’s not allowed, and I don’t see why it should be.</p>

<p>the rest of your post really sucks though.</p>

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<p>Lol…its not like it only happened once, its happened a few times. </p>

<p>Some of the seniors crapped in their seats at the end of 5th period lunch, hoping that somebody would sit in it. They succeeded, lol. A couple freshman sat in it…and apparently they didn’t notice it until like five minutes later. </p>

<p>Now, all of the teachers that have a free period that is also a lunch period has to go down to the cafeteria and watch us, so they are all p!ssed. </p>

<p>And apparently the senior prank this year is going to involve crap. Last I heard all the teachers cars would be covered, but they’ll probably be caught. </p>

<p>And people complain that our school is kinda boring</p>

<p>When you have to pay printing school newspaper which you are leading.</p>

<p>When there’s a wall designated to celebrate students who get a 1500 on their SATs.</p>

<p>When you have to explain an award letter to your GC.</p>

<p>When your APUSH teacher tells the entire class that Obama is not a citizen, and everyone believes it.</p>

<p>when you have been dying since middle school to do the we the people competition (the exclusive senior ap gov. class) and the amazing teacher who does it decides to step down the year you have it (when we have gone to nationals the last 5 years) in order to reserve for time for his private life. and now, the teacher who is to take over is the worst history teacher in the school. (knows nothing AND does not care about students)</p>

<p>when your guidance counselor refuses to tell you what the top 20 (the only form of ranking in the school) have as their gpa’s so you may be able to reach that status potentially</p>

<p>when you work your butt off and get a 100 in 3 AP classes and realize that weighting won’t help you b/c the school does not weight over a 100.</p>

<p>when someone who took all regents courses throughout hs is your valedictorian b/c your school refuses to do weighted rankings.</p>

<p>When I’m not present in the school.</p>

<p>When your school decides to drop honors level english for juniors and seniors because they want everyone to take AP. And there was only one 5 on AP english exams last year out of about four classes of people who took them.</p>

<p>when nobody finds it strange to hear random farm animals(mooing) and the sounds of construction during class.</p>

<p>^^^</p>

<p>That would be my school as well, except we are the ones making the noises lol</p>

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This makes sense. My school doesn’t have three levels of the same class (regular, honors, and AP). We only have regular or AP, because there’s really no point taking just honors if you want to do more than the regular class; might as well take AP then.</p>