<p>Your water song is so good! We should collect all of the songs from this thread and make a CD. Another CD could be a collection of our favorite songs. One would have to be i or 4'33"!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Oh, and here's another...
You know you're a nerd if your favorite song is either i or 4'33".</p>
<p>when askedin a class to rate some1s speech on a scale of 1-10 i gave the answer of 12x^2-52x-44.....</p>
<p>When you're dying for this year's calc class to get to integrals so you can make the joke: the integral of e^x = f(u)^n. (Write in the integral symbol)</p>
<p>When you and your friends decide to go order pizza slices in radians, and then actually do it. (fun times... IB kids at honor band)</p>
<p>When your math class has a debate on which math formula is the sexiest (pythagorus or cosine?!). </p>
<p>When you write joke anonymous love letters that tell the reciever that you love them because a) they are as sexy as pythagorus, b) they have eyes the color of copper (II) suflate, etc. (and we actually sent that one too!)</p>
<p>When you get the Dairy Queen people to draw integrals on the ice cream cake you get for your teacher at the end of the year.</p>
<p>integrals... very cute. very hip. very happening. :) </p>
<p>"Isn't life wonderful, Brain? Just think - we started out as lab mice forced to spend the whole day working our way through frustrating mazes that went absolutely nowhere. Now we get to do what humans do!" ~Pinky</p>
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<p>PINKY: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?</p>
<p>BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!</p>
<p>^If you think that is cute, HILARIOUS, and hip & happening - you are indeed a nerd, or... your name is Crayon. </p>
<p>Los Pasteles! AHAHAH! z0MG. Eng/Span... blahblahblah</p>
<p>NYUK^3.</p>
<p>When you absolutely love Mondays because that's Quiz Bowl day, and your heart breaks when the game is over.</p>
<p>When you have a marathon to see who stays up until SAT scores are posted.</p>
<p>When you get frustrated when people think the dog in the "Arnolfini Wedding" is random, when really it stands for fidelity (and other such iconographic symbols).</p>
<p>When you get angry when people don't know the difference between Shiites and Sunnis.</p>
<p>When your dentist tells you to stop grinding your teeth, and you think you can't help it as long as people say "bad" instead of "badly" when meant as an adverb.</p>
<p>When you find it a tragedy that no one speaks Latin anymore.</p>
<p>When you CAN speak (and read and write) Latin.</p>
<p>When watching "Kingdom of Heaven," you get angry because they didn't portray Saladin as a Kurd (which he was).</p>
<p>When the joy you recieve from hearing a good world history lecture equals winning the lottery.</p>
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4. you make teen girl squad jokes. and have seen all the episodes at least five times. and may or may not have drawn them on your hoodie.
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I fall under that one....</p>
<p>My own:
1)You read more books about Russian History/Soviet Conflict/Economic Fallout of 98' than you read other books.</p>
<p>2)You quote Yoda frequently</p>
<p>3) You bought a History Channel DVD</p>
<p>4)You're more anal about your GPA than your girlfriend situation.</p>
<p>5)On the State Assesment Test you get bored and write one of the written answer questions in cross of finnish, spanish, german, and romanian. </p>
<p>6)You draw more on your graphing calculator than on paper.</p>
<p>They call me a nerd because I think exams are fun.</p>
<p>"4. you make teen girl squad jokes. and have seen all the episodes at least five times. and may or may not have drawn them on your hoodie."</p>
<p>Word. Everytime I walk into AP Gov't, I say, "Oww, my entire life!"</p>
<p>When you can recite various poems from Lord of the Rings in both English and Elvish.</p>
<p>When you can hold a discussion with yourself over which brand of watercolor paints are better.</p>
<p>When you have memorized a band's entire discography in order, including all songs, and basically know all the lyrics by heart.</p>
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<p>R U SERIOUS? I watched it twice all of it. On President's day and I think once again in July 4th or sth like that. I LOVED THAT SHOW! Yeh after that day i came to school and was like "Oh is that Fresca? Lyndon Johnson had a Fresca fountain in the White house."
everyone was like "how do u know that?" with a perplexed face. I told them i watched the president's special for like 10 hours. lol
Anyways i love history channel too. It's my favorite except that i would like some more asian history instead of all the european and american history. Also i have to say that the history channel is often too big on emphasizing the American patriotism even when in situations when it isn't.</p>
<p>"Your pick-up line is, "Can I be your derivative? I want to be tangent to your curves."</p>
<p>That's EXCELLENT. </p>
<p>Anyway, I have a few:</p>
<p>1.) You and your best friends have arguments ranging from "Does .9=1" to "Is sunscreen above SPF 15 a waste of money"? </p>
<p>2.) You have over 17,000 posts on a videogame forum</p>
<p>3.) You and your friend gamble during study hall by seeing who can get the most definitions right in the dictionary.</p>
<p>when the chain rule in ap cal gets you all warm inside</p>
<ol>
<li><p>when you have arguments about which founding father was the best (John Adams, DUH)</p></li>
<li><p>when you rent the movie/OCR of "1776" and think of all the songs when you read through APUSH</p></li>
<li><p>Discovery and History channels are your favorite channels</p></li>
<li><p>To "Jingle Bells"
x equals
minus b
plus or minus root of
b squared minus 4 a c
all over 2 a YAY</p></li>
<li><p>when you think SATs/standardized testing/any kind of multiple choice test is FUN (yes, i'm crazy)</p></li>
<li><p>you HATE it when people confuse your/you're</p></li>
<li><p>when you watched "return of the king", you recited aragorn's speech as it was being said onscreen</p></li>
<li><p>when it takes you the 2 weeks of winter break to read the WHOLE LOTR series</p></li>
<li><p>you celebrate Mole Day (we made moles too!)</p></li>
<li><p>when you and a friend are walking downhill on campus in heels, and you chant "mu mg, mu mg, mu mg"</p></li>
<li><p>when you and a friend slam into each other saying "MV MV MV"</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Haha, I like the mv one. </p>
<p>My physics class used (Gm1m2)/(r^2) to determine the attraction between people.</p>
<p>when you make a thread called "you know you are a nerd if..."</p>
<p>i'm glad i don't understand a lot of these nerdy inside jokes :P</p>
<p>Be warned, these are really bad.</p>
<p>1.) My AP English teacher was telling us that he wrote a sonnet for his wife at his wedding and when he told the pastor, thje concerned pastor said, "Will this fit into the schedule? How long is this sonnet?" To which my English teacher replied, "Well, this <i>particular</i> sonnet in 14 lines. I laughed hysterically, and I wasn't alone.</p>
<p>2.) My Chemistry teacher was doing a demonstartion with HCL, and a concerned student was like "Shouldn't we put our goggles on, and my chemistry teacher said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, "nah, its only one molar"</p>
<p>and yeah, here's a pick up line</p>
<p>You: "You'd be a great dungeons and Dragons player</p>
<p>Girl: Huh? Why?</p>
<p>You: "Because you just cast a level 5 charm spell on me"</p>
<p>this is so funny!</p>