You know you're a nerd when...

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Some of these are cringe worthy</p>

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<p>*When half of your Christmas list is purely historical books/television series/musicals.</p>

<p>*When you ask your friends to teach you how to solder/program because you think it’s cool. </p>

<p>*When you’re at the mall and you continuously ask your friends if they’re done shopping at American Eagle because you want to go to Barnes and Noble.</p>

<p><em>Heck, when you don’t even *go</em> to the mall because you’re busy with something academic… or CC…</p>

<p>*When everyone else around you in the school library is wasting time by playing some kind of online game, and you’re on CC or a college’s website.</p>

<p>Eh, mine aren’t so great. But they apply to me… and I’m a proud nerd.</p>

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<p>^Who needs to be TAUGHT how to solder? Didn’t your dad show you how to do it for your 5th grade science fair? (Which you then only got a 27/30 on and were ****ed off thinking about it 7 years later because the kid that beat you literally put a tarp behind a basketball hoop and called it an invention.)</p>

<p>LOL. Nope, not a nerd here…</p>

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<p>Lol i wore a fanny pack to my senior class trip
I took so much **** for that during that day
It was seriously convenient though!</p>

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<p>I got some more:
~ When you celebrate Pi Day
~ When you celebrate Mole Day
~ When you wear shirts with chemical symbols or math jokes</p>

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<p>“When you wear fanny packs.”</p>

<p>[either</a> a nerd or sooooo punk](<a href=“http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v807/160/92/521807241/n521807241_1567959_5715.jpg]either”>http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v807/160/92/521807241/n521807241_1567959_5715.jpg)</p>

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<p>

lmao, so true, how people think fast rubik’s cube = baller (in intelligence).</p>

<p>I can do it in like 17 seconds, so when I do it in front of girls they’re like “Wth I didn’t know you were smart”</p>

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<p>when one of your sporting events cheers goes as such:
sin cosine cosine sin, 3.14159!</p>

<p>yeah, that’s the whole cheer. no, we do not have cheerleaders.</p>

<p>also, when your casual conversation with friends involves politics, math, and college.</p>

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<p>when the drunken conversational topics of your friends include racism in america and whether or not we really have free will.</p>

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<p>when you painstakingly and lovingly laminate your calculus texbook cover with clear plastic tape.</p>

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<p>haha, thats silly, i just own a laminator…</p>

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<p>@person who asked the question: that would be a logical question if I had actually ever had a science class before 7th grade… and if we had a soldering iron… or if my dad knew how to solder…</p>

<p>Sorry about your science fair, though.</p>

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<p>when you find this amusing:</p>

<p>[Researchers</a> Map The Sexual Network of An Entire High School](<a href=“http://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/chainspix.htm]Researchers”>http://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/chainspix.htm)</p>

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<p>HELP!
umm…I just put in SAT prep on youtube…umm do you guys know who makes the best vids for the SAT prep? </p>

<p>The KhAN one looks good.</p>

<p>nerd or not i think the youtube sat THING IS COOL.</p>

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<p>When you read Scientific American?</p>

<p>(I find the articles actually very interesting but yeah, it sounds unbearably nerdy)</p>

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<p>When you read Science, and Nature.
Then you try to discuss various research papers with your friends/classmates.</p>

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<p>Oh, and at the relationships diagram. There are a lot of homosexuals at that high school lolz.</p>

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<p>when you try to solve social status questions with a graphing calculator</p>

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<p>^^^ [xkcd</a> - A Webcomic - Useless](<a href=“http://www.xkcd.com/55/]xkcd”>xkcd: Useless) :)</p>

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<p>when you’d rather read than watch TV or listen to music.
when everything you see reminds you of something in a book…and you want to tell everyone about it.
when the first question you ask someone is not “how are you” but “what’re you reading atm?”</p>

<p>LOVE IT.</p>