<p>This was in a I ain't a FOB or an ABCD group on facebook.</p>
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<li>you make chai in a saucepan, you refuse to use a kettle.
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<li>the second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about them</li>
<li>you trust only foreign cars (accord or camry...)</li>
<li>your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.</li>
<li>piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors</li>
<li>you fight over who pays the dinner bill</li>
<li>you ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school
-you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom</li>
<li>no one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit
-when our fathers get together, no matter what the topic is, each man is an expert</li>
<li>you are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport</li>
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