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at least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say . . ."
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<p>Yes i even know some phrases he said to his pupils lol.</p>
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at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
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<p>My dad once wore those. I constantly told him to take them off since they are nerdy and geeky. But at times he still wears them lol. </p>
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at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage
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<p>This I find disturbingly true. I don't know why but I never drink anything else well maybe tea too but they are all free.</p>