<p>powerofprocrastination-- i'm south asian also and ppl tell me i'm not asian too! it's so annoying! dudes... we ARE asian! =P</p>
<p>IlliniJBravoEcho--Those are hilarious! =D</p>
<p>Here are some more for you know you're INDIAN when..... sadly, I find them to be true!</p>
<p>-Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
-You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
-You say you hate Indian films but secretly watch them with your parents.
-You like the meat well done.
-You eat onions with everything.
-You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
-You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
-When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
-Your family owns a tennis racquet.
-You buy corn oil by the gallon.
-Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
-You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
-Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
-Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
-Everyone is a family friend.
-You secure your baggage with a rope.
-Your parents are panicking if you aren't married when you turn 25
-A horoscope must decide your wedding date
-Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
-Either you really like Indians of the opposite sex or you can't stand them
-You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"
-Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried
-You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
-You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know, but who insist they're related to you, even though they bear NO resemblance to...anyone YOU know.
-No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.</p>