You know you're Asian when..

[nbachris2788]

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Before all you oriental asians out there blast me for this, I'm oriental asian too so... here goes!:</p>

<p>You know you're [oriental] Asian male if:</p>

<p>You hurt your nose more than your area down south if you run into a brick wall while having a hard on.

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<p>Speak for yourself, Little John.</p>