<p>Before all you oriental asians out there blast me for this, I'm oriental asian too so... here goes!:</p>
<p>You know you're [oriental] Asian male if:</p>
<p>You hurt your nose more than your area down south if you run into a brick wall while having a hard on.</p>
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Before all you oriental asians out there blast me for this, I'm oriental asian too so... here goes!:</p>
<p>You know you're [oriental] Asian male if:</p>
<p>You hurt your nose more than your area down south if you run into a brick wall while having a hard on.
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<p>Speak for yourself, Little John.</p>
<p>It's a joke man, aren't people allowed to joke about their own race?</p>
<p>Well, perhaps you are the only one of your race with that... situation!</p>
<p>But I'm south asian, not oriental asian, so I would not know about this particular thing.</p>
<p>The concertmaster of our orchestra (Asian, of course) did a little stand-up routine at the orchestra camp talent show, with all sorts of jokes like these. He began by saying "OK, now all of you who are asian, raise your hand." Obviously a lot of hands go up. "OK, now keep your hand up if you DON'T play the piano" and just about all the hands go down. It was awesome.</p>
<p>You could probably make that into the standard format... "you know you're asian if you learned to play the piano before you learned to ride a bike." Except I'm probably not allowed to make these up since I'm basically Aryan.</p>