<p>1.) You start thinking you can type * <a href="with%20a%20slash%20in%20the%20second%20one">i</a> in text messages and it will show up italic
2.) You get so into the college search you just add .edu to every website (ex: xkcd.edu is not what I want. Also, google.edu is unregistered, so someone should get on that)
3.) You make threads like this at 3:30am</p>
<p>You went to Brown so you could interact with such celebrities as Poseur and chronicfuture, who, according to Entertainment Tonight, is rumored to be transferring there</p>
<p>You say “10 char” after short statements</p>
<p>You watch TV to take an intelligent break from CC</p>
<p>You want to name your first child ArtOfMind_21</p>
<p>You’ve told one of your angstier friends about this person you “know” who took 10 AP tests this year</p>