<p>musician (ten char)</p>
<p>wrestler
10</p>
<p>Executive Director of M&A at Goldman Sachs doing some of the largest M&A contracts in the world. While doing this, I'll be making $1.5 mil/yr.</p>
<p>doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or dentist which is better for me........</p>
<p>ihateCA, did you even read the OP?</p>
<p>moron, get out of CA.</p>
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ihateCA, did you even read the OP?</p>
<p>moron, get out of CA.
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<p>What did I ever do to you to deserve to be called a moron?</p>
<p>being a disgrace to CA?</p>
<p>CA IS a disgrace already. Look at the world around you.(quite literally) It's a mess!!!
Oh, by the way, I'm leaving CA at the earliest opportunity, so don't mind me, I'm only a temporary visitor from the east coast. (pouts) YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!! I'M PACKING MY BAGS AND GOING BACK TO NEW YORK!!! (just kidding)</p>
<p>How about you stop calling people morons and we start over??? Shall we??? OK, Great.</p>
<p>Rewinds tape. BLABLABLABLABLA....Weird rewinding sound</p>
<p>Executive Director of M&A at Goldman Sachs doing some of the largest M&A contracts in the world. Or a Financial Consultant for Deloitte Consulting, or some other big consulting firm.</p>
<p>OK, I didn't talk money this time. Happy?</p>
<p>im happy. </p>
<p>Apache Pilot</p>
<p>Quoted from bash.org:</p>
<p><[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet</p>
<p><viperz> I don't know what to write on my college application for community service that I've done...
<sg> Priest in World of Warcraft</sg></viperz></p>
<p>Oh man, I'd totally be a career WoW GM. Granted, I could never be trusted with that kind of power.</p>
<p>"Oh man, that's a nice Cloudsong you have there, son."
"Thanks! It took my guild and I weeks to get it finally!"
"It's too bad I have to confiscate it because you suck."
"Hahaha...wait...it's not in my inventory anymore."
::Evil GM UCLAri signs off::
"YOU STOLE MY F'IN CLOUDSONG!!!"</p>
<p><cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<cthon98> ********* see!
<azurediamond> hunter2
<azurediamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<cthon98> <azurediamond> *******
<cthon98> thats what I see
<azurediamond> oh, really?
<cthon98> Absolutely
<azurediamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<azurediamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<azurediamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<azurediamond> awesome!
<azurediamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<azurediamond> oh, ok.</azurediamond></cthon98></azurediamond></azurediamond></cthon98></azurediamond></cthon98></azurediamond></azurediamond></cthon98></azurediamond></cthon98></azurediamond></cthon98></azurediamond></azurediamond></cthon98></cthon98></p>
<p>I wanna be this guy:</p>
<p><ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<ben174> : Where u work?
<chrislmb> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (<a href="mailto:BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com">BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com</a>) Quit (Leaving)</chrislmb></ben174></chrislmb></ben174></p>
<p>Good career move here:</p>
<p><th3no0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<th3no0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<rageagainsttheamish> why the clown
<th3no0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<rageagainsttheamish> lmao</rageagainsttheamish></th3no0b></rageagainsttheamish></th3no0b></th3no0b></p>
<p>im thinking a lot of these are made up. we've got some good thread hijacking going on here though :)</p>
<p>Dude, have you ever been on IRC? Bash.org only captures a small portion of the insanity there. Having spent some time on it, I can say without a doubt that it's perfectly reasonable to imagine that it's real.</p>
<p>Hey, I know: Professional forum poster. I'd be great.</p>
<p>e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts pi$$ into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky</p>
<p>CIA/FBI/some secret-bad-guy-catching-agency agent or developing super advanced technology</p>
<p>Commercial Airline Pilot...</p>