<p>"Yeah life gave me lemons. I made lemonade. It tasted like $hit."</p>
<p>~Another quote by me (this one isn't copyrighted either.)</p>
<p>^You just reminded me of another one.</p>
<p>"If life give you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave him vodka and have a party." - Ron White</p>
<p>"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes and run like hell." ;)</p>
<p>'if life gives you oranges, trade them for tangerines.'-ME!!!</p>
<p>i <3 tangerines!!</p>
<p>"it is better to be cleverer than you appear than to appear cleverer than you really are"</p>
<p>Clementines are better ;)</p>
<p>want a scholarship: grow up.</p>
<p>which brings us to the next quote</p>
<p>"burn" by everyone and their mom</p>
<p>Haha like that SNL skit where it's "zing" dude versus "burn" dude and so burn dude goes "hey can you hold this hot cup of coffee?" and zing dude takes it and then burn dude goes "what time is it?" and so zing (with imaginary coffee cup still in hand) turns his wrist to look at the time and spills the imaginary coffee all down his front. And then burn dude goes "BUUUUURRRNED". </p>
<p>Almost as good as the "I have a fever....and the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL" one.</p>
<p>Also: "your mom" by everyone in existence. The best is "what are we doing?" "your mom".</p>
<p>I always laugh at the "your mom" stuff. </p>
<p>I was going to get a cowbell shirt. I love will ferrel and chris walken. </p>
<p>I remember that burn skit, although vaguely.</p>
<p>lmfao here's one
"get rich or die tryin~"</p>
<p>seriously:
"what comes around goes around"
"life's like a dick, if it gets hard... you can think of the rest"
"let it be"
and many many others that i can't thinkn of right now</p>
<p>"you're f***ed"? hahah just have to make sure my minds in the gutter enough.</p>
<p>I know only one bird that talks, the parrot, and it doesn't fly high. </p>
<p>Pain is weakness leaving the body</p>
<p>God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - I don't believe in God but this quote is still awesome</p>
<p>The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
No idea who said these</p>
<p>God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.</p>
<p>Yeah they say that AA and NA meetings... I used to hear it often but we wont go into that.</p>
<p>I love the serenity prayer...I'm not even that religious, but I have a little painted glass foldout thing hanging on my mirror with that prayer on it.</p>
<p>Don't sleep life away. It doesn't last anyways.</p>
<p>"Sometimes, we watch our heroes die"</p>
<p>"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."
-Salinger</p>
<p>"I think. Therefore, I am dangerous."</p>
<p>lol that reminds me of another</p>
<p>"I rant, therefore I am" - Dennis Miller</p>