Your Mom

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Discuss [10 char]</p>

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<p>Your mom goes to college!!!111111111111111111!!!11!</p>

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<p>your mom is so fat</p>

<p>she doesn’t fit in at college</p>

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<p>Your mom is an epic fail for making you.</p>

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<p>Your mom is my sex toy.</p>

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<p>Let’s get off the subject of mothers.</p>

<p>'Cause I just got off yours.</p>

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<p>Your mom is so fat, she has her own area code.</p>

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<p>Your mom is sooo fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck~</p>

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<p>Your mom’s breast milk is just powder now.</p>

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<p>^? Is that supposed to mean that the kid is so old now that the breast milk she had pumped out and stored back when she was still breastfeeding is just dried up powder now? Apart from the period of time after childbirth, a woman’s body generally wouldn’t have any breastmilk.</p>